If you aren’t familiar with the WATCHMEN comic and as such aren’t appropriately psyched for this thing, you have absolutely no idea what’s about to hit you. In a month you’re gonna be that part in MEET JOE BLACK where Pitt is looking forlornly back at Clare Forlani (here playing THE DARK KNIGHT), and then suddenly you get hit by a bus except instead of a bus it’s WATCHMEN hype, and instead of being a mammoth cock block and sucking, it’s awesome.