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ARROW INTRO:
Yup another year has passed and all kinds of
horror schtuff was tossed our way hence this zany retrospective-ish list. So
pour yourself a tall glass of Jack Daniels, axe your better half in the head
to get her/him out of the way and read on! You got the floor Ammon! Lather it in blood!
AMMON:
With 2007 wrapping up, we
here at AITH put our thinking caps on and came up with our Best and Worse of
the year. The AITH news team (Eric, Jared, & my sorry ass) have put
together our thoughts on what rocked and what sucked in this year – beyond
just picking a top ten. Whether we were blown away (GRINDHOUSE, THE MIST),
or simply bored to tears (SAW IV; HOSTEL PART II), here is the horror year
in review – and as you can see, sometimes our tastes are alike, and
sometimes they couldn’t be more different. Just goes to show you, opinions
are like assholes… and so are we. Happy New Year, ya’ll! On behalf of the
entire AITH crew, thank you for a great 2007! Let’s make 2008 a bloody good
one!
MOST STRAIGHT UP DISAPPOINTING FLICK:
AMMON: I
have been waiting – no, dying – to see this movie since its first R rated
trailer hit six months ago. And the day after Christmas, you know what I saw?
Horribly negative reviews. And not just from the big critics, but EVERY CRITIC
ON THE WEB. So awful that I can’t justify spending 10 bucks to see it on the big
screen, when I know I’m going to be disappointed. F*ck that noise. Will we EVER
see an ALIENS / PREDATOR movie hybrid movie that doesn’t suck???
ERIC: THE MIST. There were many options this year, and without a doubt
worse movies. In fact, I liked this movie. It’s just that it was my MOST
anticipated picture of the year – I didn’t want to "like" this movie, I wanted
to love it. I wanted to be floored by it. I wanted to leave the theater
excitedly singing the praises of a new horror classic. I left confounded and
depressed, damning the sub-par effects and the misguided ending (not to mention
some truly terrible choices regarding the score).
JARED: SPIDER-MAN 3. No doubt about it. SPIDEY 3 was a huge
disappointment. So much hype for something so horrible. You have 3 villains in
the film and what’s your main focus? Mary f*ckin Jane? Come on now. This film
pushed me over the edge in hating Kirsten Dunst. Tobey giving her the backhand
was one of the best parts. And not enough Sandman.
FOOT IN MOUTH AWARD:
AMMON: ELI ROTH.
Hands down,
Eli Roth wins, as his foot was shoved so hard in his mouth I think he lost a
few teeth. Most notably, his statement blaming the internet for HOSTEL
PART II’s crappy box office was stupid and proven untrue when HALLOWEEN hit
2 months later and killed the B.O. He was hot in horror at the beginning of
the year, and now no one seems to want anything to do with him. Even if
THANKSGIVING rocked and his idea for TRAILER TRASH sounds pretty awesome,
there’s only a select few out there who even gives a f*ck about Roth
anymore, and those are likely his parents.
ERIC: Anyone who predicted that HALLOWEEN would
be a bomb at the box office. Or Good… It was neither.
JARED:
First name that comes to mind is Corey Haim. Another name is Eli
Roth. I would have to go with Roth though. Don’t get me wrong, I’m a big Eli
Roth fan. The man is a genius in the genre. I cannot wait to see what he
does with CELL. But I remember reading his blog on the topic of HOSTEL 2
being pirated and I couldn’t help but be a little taken aback. Sure, I see
his point. If you’re a fan of the guy and want to see him succeed, go spend
money on his movies… but to threaten to disappear for a while and put all
your films on hold? That just hurt.
MOST SHAMELESS PRODUCTION COMPANY:
AMMON: ASYLUM.Asylum,
the production company behind such ‘hit’ STD releases as I AM OMEGA. HUNTERS
VERSUS ALIENS, SNAKES ON A TRAIN, TRANSMORPHERS, and the recently announced
100,000 B.C. I don’t know who I blame the most: Asylum for having the balls
to release movies so similar to the bigger Hollywood pictures (without
getting sued), or the idiots at the video store who actually pick it because
they think it’s related to the real thing.
ERIC: AFTER DARK FILMS. Skinwalkers? Captivity?
Another HORRORFEST botched? Nope, no shame…
JARED:
I’d
have to go with The Weinstein Company. Although the guys have some decent
ideas (HALLOWEEN), they seem to just pick up whatever they can and green
light every remake they could possibly get their hands on. Not a good thing.
WORST TEENY BOP McHORROR PRODUCT:
AMMON: THE MESSENGERS.
One
flick I looked forward to was THE MESSENGERS, and when it came out, I
realized something: Kristen Stewart sucks, and so does this movie. It was a
tie between this and THE RETURN, but as THE RETURN outright failed and THE
MESSENGERS hit the top Box Office spot with its first week in release before
failing, THE MESSENGERS wins… because it fooled an assload of people out of
their money.
ERIC: It’s not too early to give this award to
THE EYE or ONE MISSED CALL is it?
JARED:
I’m going with SAW 4. What started as a ground breaking horror film in genre
history has now become a date movie for Halloween… never thought I’d see
the day when all these teen chicks would get all excited for a SAW movie…
disappointing indeed.
PUT IT TO REST FRANCHISE OF THE YEAR:
AMMON: SAW IV.
SAW.
After SAW III, was there really a need for another one? The story didn’t
deserve another entry because the main baddie and his sidekick died… yet
they came up with a crazy idea to bring it back to life. I like that it’s
now a ‘Halloween tradition,’ but that doesn’t mean the world needs more SAW
movies. And with more SAW coming out this year and next… wake me up when
another horror series lifts off the ground and blows this one away. And no,
I’m not talking about another HOSTEL either. Torture porn is dead folks,
accept it and move on.
ERIC: HOSTEL. I realize that Eli Roth DOES plan
on putting it to rest – I just want to show my complete support for ending
the already-stale tourist-torturing shenanigans.
JARED:
SAW. Sure, SAW 4 was entertaining… but enough. After 2 it just started
taking a huge nosedive. What else could they possibly do? No more Amanda
and no more Jigsaw, it’s time to just end it. Word is SAW 5 and SAW 6 are
already signed, and as long as it makes millions, I’m sure we’ll keep seeing
them, but come on. SAW was a ground breaking horror movie in it’s own and
it’s just getting tarnished with all these rushed sequels.
BEST STUDIO FLICK OF THE YEAR:
AMMON: GRINDHOUSE
While I loved
THE MIST, I’m going to have go to with GRINDHOUSE. Both PLANET TERROR and
DEATH PROOF rocked my socks off like nothing else. PLANET TERROR gave us
campy fun and extreme gore, while DEATH PROOF gave us Kurt Russell and one
of the coolest car chases in cinematic history. I dug what they were trying
to do, and even better than that, I think they accomplished it pretty well.
It was exciting, new, and FUN. Plus the faux trailers for MACHETE,
THANKSGIVING, and DON’T were flippin’ awesome. Putting them together in one
double feature was the cinematic experience of the year.
ERIC: 28 WEEKS LATER. Best studio flick of LAST
year, too.
JARED:
1408. Most people I’ve talked to didn’t find anything appealing to the movie
at all… but I dug it a lot. I loved every part of it. The one man show in
John Cusack, the subtle supporting cast, the total mindf*cks Cusack goes
through and the awesome ending. Out of all the horror flicks that came out
this year, this one entertained me the most. Shoot me if you must, but I’m
sticking with it.
BEST NON-HORROR MOVIE OF THE YEAR:
AMMON: SUPERBAD.
I loved the
latest DIE HARD movie, and thought NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN was a great
display of the Coen Brothers at their best. But nothing compares to the
ultimate high school movie in SUPERBAD! That shite was SOOO funny and so
true to life that even on DVD without an audience to feed off of, I was on
the floor laughing my ass off. If I was as cool as McLovin’ my life would be
complete.
ERIC:
(tie) NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN and THERE
WILL BE BLOOD
JARED:
Absolutely LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD. The original is one of my top favorite
films of all time and this sequel did everything right. Especially seeing
how it was released in an unrated DVD. I yelped with joy after watching it
for a second time. I laughed, I cheered, I said “OH SHIT.” What else can you
ask for in an action movie? Some may argue that the jet scene was a tad over
the top… but its John f*cking McClane!
INDIE OF THE YEAR:
AMMON:
I could have said HATCHET and would have
had no arguments, but I can’t lie… I haven’t seen HATCHET yet, so I can’t
really give it my vote. Out of the indie flicks I saw this year, super
indie RED VICTORIA was probably the best. A horror comedy about the horrors
of writing a horror movie – great stuff from writer/director/star Anthony
Brownrigg, as he created something that was truly entertaining and well
written.
ERIC:
MULBERRY STREET. The fantastic little
rat-person movie that could…
JARED:
HATCHET. It was so original… it was un-original! If that makes any sense.
To take such a simple plot that’s been done a million times and make it into
something great is a tough thing to do in the genre nowadays, but Adam Green
nailed it. He had the gore, the comedy, the villain, and the ending, not to
mention the cameos and especially the hotties! HATCHET was a refreshing look
at horror compared to the stuff Hollywood throws at us nowadays.
MOST ANTICIPATED MOVIE OF 2008:
AMMON: RAMBO. The fact that Sylvester Stallone
can come back as the iconic character from the 80s in 2008 is amazing. But
that it has been given positive reviews from early screening thus
far, and the R rated trailer for it promised a ridiculous amount of 80s
action brutality that we haven’t seen in LONG time. This ain’t no sell-out
PG-13 return like we saw with McClane, this looks to be the ultimate return
of JOHN RAMBO. F*ck yeah.
ERIC: THE DARK KNIGHT
JARED:
Easily THE DARK KNIGHT. In my opinion, nothing else even comes close. If
FRIDAY THE 13TH was coming out in 08, maybe, MAYBE that would rank up there
with TDK. Here’s hoping they don’t overdo the advertising on TDK before it
actually hits theaters, but every bit more I see from the film the more
excited I get.
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HAPPY NEW YEAR!