I’m not gonna bullshit ya, I didn’t watch THE OSCARS aka the Hollywood sucking its own dick show yesterday night. I had a hockey game to tap. With that yapped, I was happy to hear that our beloved genre got some greasy strokes at the event via a video tribute presented by two ummm… individuals that have NATHING to do with TRUE horror: TAYLOR LAUTNER and KRISTEN STEWART (why ELI ROTH, TARANTINO, BIGELOW or even CAMERON didn’t present the video is beyond me). So if like me ya missed the Oscars pat on HORROR’s ass reel, feast your retinas on it below.