Well, it’s almost awards season and that wouldn’t be complete without The Golden Razzies. The annual worst-of awards show has announced their nominations for the worst in film for 2012, with THE TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN (PART 2) leading the pack, garnering a nod in every category. Deservedly so, I think, although I haven’t seen the movie. In fact, I usually miss out on the majority of the movies singled out at The Razzies. Not because I’m some movie elitist asshole, but simply because I don’t like to step in shit if I can avoid it.
Here’s the full line-up for the 2012 Razzies:
Worst Picture
- Battleship
- The Oogieloves in Big Balloon Adventure
- That’s My Boy
- A Thousand Words
- The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2
Worst Director
- Sean Anders – That’s My Boy
- Peter Berg – Battleship
- Bill Condon – The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2
- Tyler Perry – Good Deeds / Madea’s Witness Protection
- John Putch – Atlas Shrugged: Part II
Worst Actress
- Katherine Heigl – One for the Money
- Milla Jovovich – Resident Evil: Retribution
- Tyler Perry – Madea’s Witness Protection
- Kristen Stewart – The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2 / Snow White and the Huntsman
- Barbra Streisand – The Guilt Trip
Worst Actor
- Nicolas Cage – Ghost Rider 2: Spirit of Vengeance / Seeking Justice
- Eddie Murphy – A Thousand Words
- Robert Pattinson – The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2
- Tyler Perry – Alex Cross / Good Deeds
- Adam Sandler – That’s My Boy
Worst Supporting Actress
- Jessica Biel – Playing For Keeps / Total Recall
- Brooklyn Decker – Battleship / What to Expect When You’re Expecting
- Ashley Greene – The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2
- Jennifer Lopez – What to Expect When You’re Expecting
- Rihanna – Battleship
Worst Supporting Actor
- David Hasselhoff – Piranha 3-DD
- Taylor Lautner – The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2
- Liam Neeson – Battleship / Wrath of the Titans
- Nick Swardson – That’s My Boy
- Vanilla Ice – That’s My Boy
Worst Screen Ensemble
- Battleship
- The Oogieloves in Big Balloon Adventure
- That’s My Boy
- The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2
- Madea’s Witness Protection
Worst Screenplay
- Atlas Shrugged Part II
- Battleship
- That’s My Boy
- A Thousand Words
- The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2
Worst Remake, Rip-Off, or Sequel
- Ghost Rider 2: Spirit of Vengeance
- Piranha 3-DD
- Red Dawn
- The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2
- Madea’s Witness Protection
Worst Screen Couple
- Any two cast members from Jersey Shore in The Three Stooges
- Mackenzie Foy and Taylor Lautner in The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2
- Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart in The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2
- Tyler Perry and his drag in Madea’s Witness Protection
- Adam Sandler and Andy Samberg, Leighton Meester, or Susan Sarandon in That’s My Boy