You see that nine year-old kid to the right? His name’s Alec Greven and he’s getting more ass than you. Tons more. You see, not only has he published a book titled “How to Talk to Girls” but Fox recently optioned the rights to the book. The book began as an assignment for his third-grade class that soon turned into a three dollar pamphlet and eventually turned into the book. What’s more, the book is now the first of a four part series. So how exactly do you talk to girls? According to Greven, you gotta “show off a skill, like playing soccer or anything else that you are good at” and “you also have to be aware that girls win most of the arguments.” So pinching their ass and saying “hey baby, you got some fries with that shake?” is bad? Goddammit! Why didn’t this 9 year-old come along sooner?
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