And the sad part is I’m not even joking.
I’m refusing to believe this is actually happening, but all evidence would seem to point to this story being true: S. DARKO, a sequel to DONNIE DARKO is about to start shooting, focusing on Donnie’s little sister. The story picks up seven years after the first film when little Samantha Darko and her best friend Corey are now 18 and on a roadtrip to Los Angeles when they are plagued by bizarre visions. Daviegh Chase reprises her role as Samantha Darko, with Justin Chatwin (WAR OF THE WORLDS) and Ed Westwick (Gossip Girl) joining the cast. And the of course, the icing on the cake: Producers have spoken to Richard Kelly about the project but he is not involved in any official capacity at this stage.
Wow, these guys sure know how to please movie fans. Maybe the prologue will feature a fifteen minute segment assaulting religion? Or Michael Bay banging my ex-girlfriend? I don’t even know what else to say about this. I’m sure you guys will take care of that, though: Bring on the hate!
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