Watcha gonna do?

By Ben Barna

Posted 18 years ago

The reason why I, and probably a few other ‘internet movie writers’ write online about movies, is because we can’t be in the movie business ourselves. I’m pretty sure that anyone who writes for a site like this one, wants to be in the biz, but just can’t seem to catch their big break. Maybe it’s because they’re no good? Well thank f*cking God there are people like the SCRIPT COPS patrolling the streets to make sure no one strays from the three-act structure and everyone fulfills their character arcs. What? You have no idea what I’m talking about? Click HERE, and find out. But be warned. If you’re writing shoddy screenplays, you’re probably next.

About the Author

Ben Barna

800 Articles Published

Favorite Movies: Se7en, Fargo, Unbreakable, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Forrest Gump, Batman, Terminator read more 2, Requiem for a Dream, Kickboxer, Vertigo, The Departed, Demolition Man, The Matrix, The Maltese Falcon, Saving Private Ryan, There's Something About Mary, Groundhog Day, La Dolce Vita

Likes: Spying on crushes online, melted cheese, gravy, removing plaque, smelling wet read more skin, giving tickles, the cosmos, trying to be a hipster, the ending of Lost Season 3, costanza, blizzarts monday, tokyo wednesday, green room saturday, chess in the park, pre-drinking, wall blasting, thongs, the scene, secret shows, buffets and just generally vibing

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