This article is dedicated to the guy sitting next to me on the streetcar today watching HANNIBAL RISING on his iPhone. First of all, you suck for watching such a boring movie, and second of all, David Lynch thinks you’re totally missing out on the movie-watching experience by watching one on a screen that’s smaller than a pack of smokes. Also, Lynch thinks you need to GET REAL!
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