Is the trailer for MAJOR MOVIE STAR the worst of the year? It just may be. If you’re going to feature Jessica Simpson in a trailer, let alone a movie, at least show us some side or reverse cleavage! Something to numb the pain of that insipid voice over, who by the way, isn’t even Don Lafontaine, the ‘real’ voice over guy. I really don’t want to hate on Jessica too much because I have a crush on her father and everything, but still sweetie, isn’t it time you get your career in check and stick to something you do well, like making music? But—wait, why are you famous again? Oh yeah, your incredibly gorgeous father, Joe. You can check out the trailer HERE.
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Millenium Films
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