As
per every year around this time (Oscar time!!), the RAZZIES are also
announced, as the premiere crop of crappy films made in the previous
year, and with so many more pieces of shit to choose from,
I’m surprised that they haven’t added even more categories to their
event this year (I love the WORST EXCUSE FOR A FAMILY FILM
category…Tim Allen is a perennial favorite there). Anyway, this
year’s “big winner” was Sharon Stone’s last money-grab
called BASIC INSTINCT 2, with 4 “wins”, while the Wayans’
brothers continued to strike for the lowest common denominator in
humor with LITTLE MAN, which managed 3 “wins”. M. Night
Shyamalan’s LADY IN THE WATER received 2 “wins”. CLICK
HERE to check out all of the fun, or just scroll down to see all
of the “winners” (am I the only one who’s annoyed by my
little “quotes” around the words win and winners?).
Worst Picture
BASIC INSTINCT 2
BLOODRAYNE
LADY IN THE WATER
LITTLE MAN
WICKER MAN
Worst Actor
Tim Allen / THE SANTA CLAUSE 3, THE SHAGGY DOG & ZOOM
Nicolas Cage / WICKER MAN
Larry the Cable Guy / LARRY THE CABLE GUY
Rob Schneider / BENCHWARMERS & LITTLE MAN
Marlon Wayans & Shawn Wayans / LITTLE
MAN
Worst Actress
Hilary Duff & Haylie Duff / MATERIAL GIRLS
Lindsay Lohan / JUST MY LUCK
Kristanna Loken / BLOODRAYNE
Jessica Simpson / EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH
Sharon Stone / BASIC INSTINCT 2
Worst
Supporting Actress
Kate Bosworth / SUPERMAN RETURNS
Kristin Chenoweth / DECK THE HALLS, PINK PANTHER & RV
Carmen Electra / DATE MOVIE & SCARY
MOVIE
Jenny McCarthy / JOHN TUCKER MUST DIE
Michelle Rodriguez / BLOODRAYNE
Worst
Supporting Actor
Danny DeVito / DECK THE HALLS
Ben Kingsley / BLOODRAYNE
M. Night Shyamalan / LADY IN THE WATER
Martin Short / SANTA CLAUSE 3
David Thewlis / BASIC INSTINCT 2 and THE OMEN
Worst Director
Uwe Boll / BLOODRAYNE
Michael Caton-Jones / BASIC INSTINCT 2
Ron Howard / THE DA VINCI CODE
M. Night Shyamalan / LADY IN THE WATER
Keenen Ivory Wayans / LITTLE MAN
Worst Screenplay
BASIC INSTINCT 2
BLOODRAYNE
LADY IN THE WATER
LITTLE MAN
WICKER MAN
Worst Screen
Couple
Tim Allen & Martin Short / SANTA CLAUSE 3
Nicolas Cage & his bear suit / WICKER MAN
Hilary & Haylie Duff / MATERIAL GIRLS
Sharon Stone’s breasts / BASIC INSTINCT 2
Shawn Wayans &/either Kerry Washington
or Marlon Wayans / LITTLE MAN
Worst Remake
or Rip-Off
LITTLE MAN (Rip-off of 1954 Bugs
Bunny cartoon “Baby Buggy Bunny”)
PINK PANTHER
POSEIDON
THE SHAGGY DOG
WICKER MAN
Worst Prequel or
Sequel
BASIC INSTINCT 2
BIG MOMMA’S HOUSE 2
GARFIELD 2: A TALE OF TWO KITTIES
SANTA CLAUSE 3
TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE BEGINNING
Worst Excuse for a
Family Film
DECK THE HALLS
GARFIELD 2: A TALE OF TWO KITTIES
SANTA CLAUSE 3
THE SHAGGY DOG
RV
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