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Albino Farm freakout!

I’m not saying I have anything against horror movies that exploit mutated hillbillies, but c’mon, we’re always getting a bad- I mean THEY’RE always getting a bad rap. Not all cave-dwelling, pig-faced rednecks have the desire to sodomize and disembowel young college kids unlucky enough to happen upon their poo-stinking human-flesh huts.

BUT in this case, well…that IS the case. Based on a legend from the Southwest (which is fancy way of crediting a story told by a drooling idiot drunk off of 10 straight Pabst Blue Ribbons) ALBINO FARM is about four college students who, while exploring the Ozark Mountains for a midterm assignment on rural America, come face to face with a community of cave-dwelling redneck genetic mutations.

Director Sean McEwan has handed Fangoria a few shudder-inducing stills – look at that disgusting trucker hat!! Oh, and the disfigured freaks are creepy too, I guess.

Click it HERE for the rest of the gallery (including a pic of an absolutely terrifying rocking chair.)

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Eric Walkuski