Today marks what is essentially the nadir of Sandra Bullock’s slow descent into the graveyard of film careers. She passed absolute mediocrity a little while back and when she was in CRASH it looked like she might have been fighting her way back up, but nope, BELOW you will find the death knoll. I present to you the trailer for ALL ABOUT STEVE. How this escaped the clutches of direct-to-DVD is a question for the ages.