Don’t know how it happened. I switch shifts with Walkuski one time and now I’m somehow the de facto TWILIGHT coverer. Whack!
Be that as it may, it appears yet another uninspired one-sheet for TWILIGHT: ECLIPSE has premiered over at IMAX (via ShockYa). As painful as it may be to some, we’ve got it for your eyes below.
So, what makes the new poster so damn weak? If you have to ask, you probably haven’t scrolled deep enough to see the shite yourself. Nothing new here folks: A pale faced R. Patz with a pinched brow as if being constipated for a month, Kristen Stewart looking in dire need of another bong load, and Taylor Lautner looking like…well… the star of a TOP GUN reboot. Unimpressive across the board!
Making tweens weep on June 30th, TWILIGHT: ECLIPSE finds Bella (Stewart) once again surrounded by danger as Seattle is ravaged by a string of mysterious killings and a malicious vampire continues her quest for revenge. In the midst of it all, she is forced to choose between her love for Edward (Pattinson) and her friendship with Jacob (Lautner) — knowing that her decision has the potential to ignite the struggle between vampire and werewolf. With her graduation quickly approaching, Bella is confronted with the most important decision of her life.
David Slade directs, from a script by Melissa Rosenberg. Ashley Greene, Kellan Lutz, Dakota Fanning, Nikki Reed, Billy Burke, Jackson Rathbone, Peter Facinelli and Christian Serratos (below) also star.