Previous years have featured horror notables such as Sid Haig, Tom Savini & Kane Hodder and have raised upwards of $100,000.
Now MFH has asked our own
The Arrow aka John Fallon to take part. He readily agreed, especially after discovering his “celebrity manager” would be none other that porn starlet
Aurora Snow. Turns out her mom is a MFH and gets Aurora to participate every year. I think we can all agree that is one open-minded mom!
Writer/Director Victor Salva (JEEPERS CREEPERS) as The Arrow’s opponent. For
personal reasons John changed his mind about participating, but when Aurora found out she personally called to request he see it through.
She even pitched him on going through a fake marriage ceremony before the event to create a Cyndi Lauper/Capt. Lou Albino type scenario for the press. John went for it and one of her friends, a high priestess of The Cycle of the Eternal Lotus Blossom, “married” them last Wednesday.
Thus everything seemed more or less in order. Until the weigh-in that is. Turns out Salva had read and taken great offense to The Arrow’s review of JEEPERS CREEPERS 2.
Instead of turning the other cheek in the name of charity, the guy proceeded to
light into John, coming up with lots of inventive insults, trashing
his frat boy attitude on Arrow In The Head.
After calmly taking the abuse, The Arrow simply said, “This ain’t Clownhouse bubba, I aint 12 years old and if we tangle I’m not the one who’s gonna get f*cked.” Salva
decided to take a swing, it missed, and it got real ugly after that, ending with
Salva getting his nose broken. Outside of the potential lawsuit that’s now pending, the biggest bummer about it all is the event had to be canceled this year.
You wanna know the weirdest thing of all, though? It turns out that Aurora’s friend, the one that performed the “marriage”, was actually an ordained minister. Which means that your dreams may have ended ladies, because until they get the specifics sorted out, it appears that Arrow and Aurora Snow may actually be husband and wife (no word on if they’ve consummated it yet).
So now, without further ado here’s an exclusive link to the video footage of the weigh-in. Or for you romantics out there, the “marriage certificate?” of Aurora Snow and John Fallon. What a wacky world.
