Ammon Gilbert

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Favorite Movies: Boogie Nights, The Big Lebowski, The Expendables, Die Hard, T2, Nightmare read more Before Christmas, Friday the 13th Part 3D, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Inception, Poltergeist, Silver Bullet, Cobra, The Jerk, Above the Law

Likes: Movies, Miller High Life, my Wife, my Son, my Daughter, Bacon, read more Bowling, Pizza, Blu-rays, Stephen King, Thomas Jane, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Steven Seagal, Dolph Lundgren and Tattoos

TDK in January

Posted 18 years ago

If you are one of the six people who have NOT seen THE DARK KNIGHT and you live by an IMAX theater, then you just got enough good news to make 2009 the year for you! What am I talking...

Comic: Nightmare Factory #2

Posted 18 years ago

Summer has just wrapped and fall is right around the corner. This is the perfect time to curl up with a good tale of the macabre while the leaves change color and the air turns brisk. Fox Atomic Comics, who...

Unborn in January

Posted 18 years ago

Normally when a movie is given a January release it’s not a good sign. Then again, when HOSTEL came out a few years back, it hit hard in January… and flopped when it’s sequel hit in June, so go figure....

MPAA rates 3

Posted 18 years ago

The fine and always fair members of the Motion Pictures Association of America (MPAA to you) had to sit through and dispense ratings to a three new horror flicks this week… all with satisfactory results. The three films sporting new...

Rambo V is on!

Posted 18 years ago

This tidbit of information was actually buried deep within another article concerning the changing of hands of department heads over at Lionsgate a few weeks back. Since we don’t really give too much of a f*ck about who’s the department...

WEEKLY SLAUGHTER #93

Posted 18 years ago

For a week without any theatrical releases, we’re sure getting the treatment on the DVD front–who knew mid-September was such a hot week for DVD??? We have the long awaited special edition of CHILD’S PLAY and PUMPKINHEAD, not to mention...

From Beyond again?

Posted 18 years ago

Some people think Stuart Gordon’s FROM BEYOND is one of the man’s best films. Bizarre, strange, and overall very H.P. Lovecraft… as it should be. But is the tale worth retelling? Shoreline Entertainment apparently thinks so, as we were just...

Miner Revelation

Posted 18 years ago

What’s worse than an unneeded sequel to an awesome flick? How about two unneeded sequels! It was obvious that THE BUTTERFLY EFFECT was going to produce a batch of knock offs, but it surprised the shite out of me that...

Bell gets Slapped

Posted 18 years ago

One of the highlights of this year’s Comic Con was running into the fine ladies from BITCH SLAP–not only were they super hot, but they were super cool as hell, and recognized the Arrow and I before we recognized them....

Humanimal images!

Posted 18 years ago

I thought I’ve heard it all, I thought that no storyline would surprise me or make me scratch my head and wonder “what the f*ck is this???”, but apparently I thought too soon. We got a heads up over the...

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