Ben Barna

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Favorite Movies: Se7en, Fargo, Unbreakable, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Forrest Gump, Batman, Terminator read more 2, Requiem for a Dream, Kickboxer, Vertigo, The Departed, Demolition Man, The Matrix, The Maltese Falcon, Saving Private Ryan, There's Something About Mary, Groundhog Day, La Dolce Vita

Likes: Spying on crushes online, melted cheese, gravy, removing plaque, smelling wet read more skin, giving tickles, the cosmos, trying to be a hipster, the ending of Lost Season 3, costanza, blizzarts monday, tokyo wednesday, green room saturday, chess in the park, pre-drinking, wall blasting, thongs, the scene, secret shows, buffets and just generally vibing

Oscar winning shorts

Posted 18 years ago

Hey everyone. What a night so far. I just left Elton John’s Oscar fund raiser/party. Marion Cotillard was such a sweetheart. She still couldn’t believe she won. I happily gave her one of my Camels. Now I’m on the bus...

Clooney’s Oscar picks

Posted 18 years ago

I usually don’t put much weight into Oscar pools, partly because I never win anything and partly because I’m never in any. But this year is different. This year, if I win the Oscar pool I’m in, there’s an iPhone...

Bloom gets Education

Posted 18 years ago

Growing up I was bombarded with the importance of getting an education. It will lead to intelligence, they told me—to an important job and a respectable position within society. All it’s led to is a debt I can’t payoff and...

Step Brothers poster

Posted 18 years ago

Well, it looks as if John C. Reilly has completely abandoned his once-promising drama career and has fully gone the way of the laugh. First with TALLADEGA NIGHTS, then WALK HARD, and now with the upcoming STEP BROTHERS (not to...

Harvey ‘Toy-Face’ Dent

Posted 18 years ago

It’s come down to this, hasn’t it. After four years at one of Canada’s top universities, here I am at 1 a.m. writing a news story about a blurry picture of an action figure. You should be proud, professor Ponech....

Spike comes clean

Posted 18 years ago

When I initially saw the supposed clip from WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE that’s been slutting it up on various websites, I scoffed at all the scallywags that declared it a fake, or an fx test. How could it not...

Step Up 2 reactions

Posted 18 years ago

I had a classic-me reaction after watching the video BELOW. Why didn’t I think of that, or, why couldn’t I do something like that. It’s cheap, it’s fun(ny) and it works. I’ll bet the sensation of pride one feels after...

Three rock boat

Posted 18 years ago

For everyone out there who is prone to massive, sky-puncturing erections from the very mention of casting news, I’d suggest you change into a pair of sweatpants, because Kenneth Branagh, Rhys Ifans (NOTTING HILL), and January Jones (MAD MEN) have...

Digital Smurfs!

Posted 18 years ago

I spent at least ten years of my life sleeping with two stuffed smurfs, one of which was Smurfette. She had the stringiest yellow hair, and I used to brush it for her and kiss her on her little blue...

Look at the Hulk!

Posted 18 years ago

When I first came across the pictures BELOW, I thought I was looking at our first images of the Hulk in the upcoming INCREDIBLE HULK, and it turns out I wasn’t right, but I wasn’t entirely wrong either. I’m still...

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