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Luna loves Milk

Lucky Sean Penn. Not only does he get to work with Gus Van Sant (ELEPHANT) as the star of the upcoming Harvey Milk biopic, but now he’s got Diego Luna cast as his lover. Are you kidding me? Luna has...
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Diary of the Dead poster

To answer the question posed by the new poster for George Romero’s DIARY OF THE DEAD, on Faceboook. I’m not certain what the marketers behind this poster were trying to achieve by asking me that question, but if they intended...
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Trailer in Vegas

What happens in Vegas, er, what happened in Vegas, was that I ate one too many Salisbury steaks at the Bob Evans buffet, and missed seeing Britney dance around in her cognac-stained panties at Pure. But that’s real Vegas. Movie...
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Never Back poster

The following poster caught my eye because a movie called NEVER BACK DOWN, has gotta be unintentionally hilarious. Any movie whose title is an inspirational platitude can’t be taken seriously (think BRING IT ON). The poster makes this thing look...
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The Other (Wo)men

NOTES ON A SCANDAL is easily one of my favourite films of the last two years. It was a ferocious and quickly-paced drama, and until today, I didn’t bother to check out who directed it, which is uncharacteristic of me....
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Gallo in Giallo

If I were to make a list of the 100 people I’d rather be then myself, Vincent Gallo would place somewhere in the mid-40s, right in between Barack Obama and Abigal Breslin. Gallo is a hero to many, a true...
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Stuntman mania!

I’ve never watched a movie and been like ‘Hey, that’s not Tom Cruise leaping off that skyscraper! That’s his stunt double! ‘ It’s not because Tom does his own stunts, but because filmmakers are usually very careful to hide the...
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Porno’s support team

In typical Smithian fashion, Kevin decided to play a fun game with his fans by having them guess who Seth Rogen and Elizabeth Banks’ costars would be in ZACK & MIRI MAKE A PORNO by figuring out who they are,...
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Mamma Mia poster

Mamma mia is exactly what I exclaimed the first time I saw my girlfriend’s breasts. Not because they were amazing, but because she had five of them. She had to order her bras from another planet. That’s why it’s hard...
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Jaden stands still

This story fills our daily cute quota here at Joblo.com. Yesterday it was the new RAMBO clips we presented, and today comes word that the biggest movie star in the world’s son has been cast alongside Jennifer Connelly and Keanu...
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