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Mama’s Boy Poster

You know, it’s really nice to see that Jon Heder isn’t getting typecast as a hipster doofus not quite mature enough to be called a man yet. It’s really great to see him stretch his acting wings. Yeah, right. It’s...
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Levy is father figure

Say what you will about Shawn Levy…no seriously, say what ever you want. I don’t know the guy, nor have I ever seen any of his films. With a filmography that includes CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN, JUST MARRIED, and THE...
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13th gets director

Michael Bay and his Platinum Dunes shingle continue to suck the 70’s and 80’s dry of their horror movies in the name of the remake. The long-in-gestation FRIDAY THE 13TH remake has nabbed itself a director, and as a shock...
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Winstone is a pimp

For all the movies I’ve seen, I haven’t seen a lot more than once. There are just so many films that have been made that I find it almost counter-productive to re-watch movies unless I really, really love them. THE...
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Who’s Kit Kittredge??

OMG!!! Abigail Breslin is all grown up, right??? Look at this neato poster for KIT KITTREDGE: AN AMERICAN GIRL. Look at her new blond do! Doesn’t she look like a charming young woman? Oh, and on a completely separate note,...
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Quinto as Spock!

Since we’re all in a tizzy over J.J. Abrams’ new STAR TREK movie, I suppose it’s only fitting that I share with you all the first photos of Zachary Quinto as a young Mr. Spock. You can tell by the...
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City of Men trailer

I don’t know one person who didn’t like the Brazilian film CITY OF GOD, nor do I want to. When the film was released worldwide in 2003, it pretty much became a phenomenon, achieving a level of success rarely enjoyed...
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Scott has Stones

Is it me or does Ridley Scott sign on to direct movies more often then I stick my fingers up my ass and smell them? Maybe it’s just that he doesn’t actually sign on to direct these movies, but that...
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Major Movie Star trailer

Is the trailer for MAJOR MOVIE STAR the worst of the year? It just may be. If you’re going to feature Jessica Simpson in a trailer, let alone a movie, at least show us some side or reverse cleavage! Something...
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Awake poster

A couple of days ago I led you towards the new poster for the Jessica Alba vehicle THE EYE, and now I’m going to give you a glimmer at another new Alba-centric poster, for the new thriller AWAKE. If you’ve...
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