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Justin’s long screensaver

Justin Long has got it pretty good. That much is clear. The fact that it’s 1:45 AM and I’m writing about him means that he’s somewhat of an important guy. Maybe not a 2-year-old child in Sierra Leone, but to...
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Will Smith’s Cock

Clearly the workers in Leicester Square, London, knew what they were doing when they started from the H and K. Have a look at the poster BELOW to see what I’m talking about. What’s great about this is that HANCOCK‘s...
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Inglorious split in 2?

The long wait for Quentin Tarantino’s much talked about (mainly by him) film INGLORIOUS BASTARDS may very well be worth the wait. AICN has nabbed a pretty major detail from an interview Tarantino did with Enzo Castellari, the director of...
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Sex Drive poster

Any movie with ‘sex’ in its title is worth seeing. SEX AND THE CITY, SEX LIES AND VIDEOTAPES, I AM A SEX ADDICT, THE OPPOSITE OF SEX, and my personal favourite, THE SEX KILLER. I’m hoping to add another to...
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Blood Car Poster

Hey dudes. Here’s the poster for BLOOD CAR. It’s dirty, it’s sexy, and it’s making me want to kill, f*ck, and drive. Perfect.
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Your Name Here poster

Independent movies that try to ape the Charlie Kaufman aesthetic always have high potential, and a lot of the times work out, like AMERICAN SPLENDOR. But it’s wrong of me to categorize a film as Kaufmanesque just because it’s paranoid...
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James Cops a Mall

So far Kevin James’ film career has hinged on the star power of his famous costars. It was Will Smith first in HITCH, and then Adam Sandler in that movie about firemen pretending to be gay. But now it looks...
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A Tale of Two Ellens

One look at the poster for THE STONE ANGEL and you can tell Ellen Page made it before the JUNO thing happened, because there’s no way she’d stain or filmography with this kind of movie in her post JUNO landscape....
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Are you a film junkie?

The following clip is hard for me to watch. I lost my brother to a movie addiction, so seeing this ad for the Tribeca Film Festival is difficult. I’m sure many of you will recognize yourselves in there as well....
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Descent 2 first look

Check out this cave crawler. He reminds me of this girl I used to date back in the day, Miriam Schleifman. Yeah, that’s right Mir. If you’re reading this, that’s you! Gross, right? I’m kidding. Miriam was slightly better looking....
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