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Jeremy Renner might put on the patch as the new Snake Plissken?

UPDATE: The Wrap claims “with 100 percent confidence that no such offer has been extended” for Renner on the remake (although for the record, the original report didn’t mention an actual offer, just very early talks). The fact remains, however,...
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Kung Fu Panda director spaces out with Alien Rock Band

When it comes to movies about talking animals doing martial arts, KUNG FU PANDA is easily in the top 7. Now that surprisingly fun flick’s co-director John Stevenson is venturing into the cosmos with a new project called ALIEN ROCK...
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Roland Emmerich makes a new alien invasion movie… for cheap?

UPDATE: Well, so much for that. Heat Vision was informed that Emmerich has pulled the plug on the below project for undisclosed reasons (with the impending abundance of “found footage” movies likely the main suspect). Emmerich will instead return to...
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Hayden Panettiere and Nikki Reed are into Bret Easton Ellis

It was way back in February 2008 that we heard Bret Easton Ellis (AMERICAN PSYCHO, RULES OF ATTRACTION) was adapting Michael Hornburg’s novel DOWNER’S GROVE for the big-screen. Now he’s finally getting some teens (who, naturally, aren’t actual teens) for...
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