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The next and probably not final Final Destination gets a director

The Reaper has been tracking lucky/doomed souls through a FINAL DESTINATION trilogy, then one last FINAL DESTINATION. But the Reaper never sleeps, and so the FINAL DESTINATION series continues. The next FINAL DESTINATION (perhaps to be called THE NEXT FINAL...
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Michael Fassbender: maybe your new (young) Magneto?

We’ve already got James McAvoy (WANTED) as the young mutant idealist Charles Xavier in Matthew Vaughn’s X-MEN: FIRST CLASS. But who will be his friend-then-foe Erik Lehnsherr, a.k.a., Magneto? According to Showbiz411, Michael Fassbender is being pursued for the part...
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A-Team director Joe Carnahan wants to do Preacher and Taskmaster

Given its controversial approach to religion, it’s no surprise that a movie adaptation of Garth Ennis and Steve Dillon’s phenomenal comic PREACHER has been mired in Development Hell. There’s one guy who wants to play shepherd to Jesse Custer and...
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Cool Videos: Sam Mendes’ iPhone commercial

Not that you needed more excuses/pressure to buy Apple products, but… While we’re still waiting to see what filmmaker Sam Mendes (AMERICAN BEAUTY, ROAD TO PERDITION) will do for his next feature while James Bond is on ice, he’s filling...
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Joseph Fiennes and Eva Green go to cable for Camelot

It’s not quite “The Sopranos”, but I’ve gotta hand it to the original programming on Starz — the cringe-comedy “Party Down” is hilarious, and while I was prepared to write off “Spartacus: Blood and Sand” as merely a blatant 300...
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John Carpenter pays a visit to Fangland with Hilary Swank

For too long, legendary genre filmmaker John Carpenter sat on the sidelines collecting royalty checks for lousy remakes of his superior work. Now he’s back in the swing of things, finishing off his haunted asylum tale THE WARD before heading...
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How about an “edgy” Snow White, from Brett Ratner?

With ALICE IN WONDERLAND mystifyingly making a billion bucks at the box office, we can probably expect to see fairy tale updates rival vampire projects in the Hollywood lemming line. The latest is a new version of SNOW WHITE, which...
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