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Favorite Movies: Aliens, Jaws, Inglourious Basterds, the Mad Max movies except the kid read more parts of Thunderdome, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Starship Troopers, the Three Flavours Cornetto trilogy, They Live, Pandorum, The Warriors, Darkman, The Thing, The Untouchables, a good percentage of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, B-movies, Westerns

Likes: Mass Effect, ginger, the 1960s Batman TV show, diversity, Fallout, non-iron read more shirts, Angela Bassett, comics, funk, making and/or consuming satisfying meals, xenomorphs, the Elric saga, weird art, volume, She-Hulk, freeze-frame credits, my goofy cats, green things, transdimensional travel, vindication

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Fake movie restaurant list includes Big Kahuna Burger and more

Wanna grab a bite over at Flingers? Pick up some fries from McDowell’s? Have dessert at The Texas Cheesecake Depository? Maybe top it all off with a five-dollar shake? StateMaster’s Encyclopedia is compiling a list of fictional eating establishments, and...
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‘District 9’ director Blomkamp talks future projects

Now that filmmaker Neill Blomkamp has made a dazzling debut with DISTRICT 9, what does his future hold? Don’t expect him to go the traditional Hollywood route. As he explains in a refreshingly honest interview with the LA Times, “I...
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Cameron confirms that ‘Avatar 2’ will be happening

Back before Christmas, filmmaker James Cameron was somewhat hesitant to seriously discuss the possibility of an AVATAR sequel. While he did admit to having “some story ideas for how to branch out into the other moons of Polyphemus [the giant...
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Warner Bros cock-blocks their DVDs on Netflix

28 days later. Not just a London filled with bloodthirsty virus victims, but also how long you’ll have to wait for Warner Bros. movie to be available for DVD rental. If you’re the type of person who schedules your Netflix...
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First look at new SNL ‘Macgruber’ pictures

SNL skits stretched to feature length. Sometimes they work, right? WAYNE’S WORLD, THE BLUES BROTHERS, um… Maybe MACGRUBER will stand apart from movies like THE LADIES MAN, IT’S PAT and STUART SAVES HIS FAMILY. Early word is that it’s surprisingly...
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First look at Edgar Wright’s ‘Scott Pilgrim’ pictures

So far, I like the stealth approach that Edgar Wright’s living graphic novel SCOTT PILGRIM vs. THE WORLD is taking, especially in these days of constant studio hype and online hyperbole. Of course, I love the books so I have...
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Vaughn & Ron Howard

Will Vince Vaughn’s fidgety motormouth schtick be more entertaining if presented by an Oscar-winning director? We’re gonna find out, since Ron Howard is teaming with Vaughn for an untitled “dramedy” about infidelity and why it’s apparently problematic. The story, dreamed...
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Avatar sex scene?

While I’m sure you can already find AVATAR porn / artwork / slashfic online (I probably don’t need to cite Rule #34), the anatomy and functionality is obviously just speculative. But apparently when the DVD arrives (in April?), we’ll discover...
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Expansion of Parnassus

If you went to the theater over Christmas break and were looking for an alternative after AVATAR or SHERLOCK HOLMES sold out, you might have wondered where that weird Heath Ledger/Johnny Depp/etc. movie was. Terry Gilliam’s IMAGINARIUM OF DR. PARNASSUS...
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