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Favorite Movies: Aliens, Jaws, Inglourious Basterds, the Mad Max movies except the kid read more parts of Thunderdome, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Starship Troopers, the Three Flavours Cornetto trilogy, They Live, Pandorum, The Warriors, Darkman, The Thing, The Untouchables, a good percentage of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, B-movies, Westerns

Likes: Mass Effect, ginger, the 1960s Batman TV show, diversity, Fallout, non-iron read more shirts, Angela Bassett, comics, funk, making and/or consuming satisfying meals, xenomorphs, the Elric saga, weird art, volume, She-Hulk, freeze-frame credits, my goofy cats, green things, transdimensional travel, vindication

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See 5 of Boondock 2

While I don’t count myself among them, BOONDOCK SAINTS certainly seems to have a dedicated and excitable fanbase. So the first five-and-a-half minutes of the long-awaited sequel BOONDOCK SAINTS II: ALL SAINTS DAY (opening this weekend) should cause a frenzy...
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Carell plays golf

Is funnyguy Steve Carell thinking about putting his little white balls in some holes while everyone watches? Seems to be the case — Carell is attached to a Warner Bros. golf comedy called MISSING LINKS, being written by Jay Lavender...
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Shane Black’s Savage

One of the pulpiest of all pulp heroes, DOC SAVAGE, is polishing his pistol and gathering his Fabulous Five friends for a big-screen adventure, courtesy of LETHAL WEAPON guy Shane Black. According to AICN, Black is bringing writer Lester Dent’s...
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More on Mad Max 4

UPDATE: Video of Miller discussing the vehicles, plans and casting for FURY ROAD with Aussie ABC News can be found below. 10.23.09 -From out of the wastelands he came, determined to make another MAD MAX. The man they called… George...
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See Black Dynamite!

There are plenty of choices at theaters this weekend — devious torture traps, childhood wild things, teen vampire, household spirits… but don’t forget about BLACK DYNAMITE! The much-buzzed blaxploitation spoof is now playing, kicking it with ferocity and ‘fros from...
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Paranormal similarity?

The low-cost spooker PARANORMAL ACTIVITY has proven to be quite a phenomenon. And while I haven’t had a chance to see it yet myself, I couldn’t help but notice it seems to bear some resemblance to a movie I did...
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Star Wars rumors…

Is George Lucas planning a third trilogy of STAR WARS movies (like he originally intended decades ago, and then denied he ever said it)? That’s what Marketsaw claims they’ve heard from a “trusted source”. If that news makes you flinch...
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Chow Yun-Fat’s Bullets

Confucius say: man can only find peace after emptying all six chambers. Chow Yun-Fat is following up his turn as that ancient philosopher with some gunplay in the Hong Kong comedy Western LET THE BULLETS FLY. With the star of...
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Charlize in Mad Max 4?

Is sexy Charlize Theron slipping into dusty leather gear and roaming the wastelands looking for a tank of juice? According to E! Online, director George Miller wants Charlize for the female lead in MAD MAX: FURY ROAD, which is apparently...
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Spy Next Door poster

If yesterday’s trailer for Jackie Chan’s family action comedy THE SPY NEXT DOOR didn’t excite (or depress) you enough, here’s the official poster for the flick. And if you’re wondering how this one differs from THE PACIFIER, it’s simple: this...
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