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Sleep in a Tauntaun

Han wasn’t keen on the odor, but he probably never expected that crawling inside a dead Tauntaun would be quite so cozy. You don’t have to be based on a remote frozen world for a similar experience — ThinkGeek is...
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Texas Chainsaw 3D?

Leatherface and his infamously vicious family are getting a new home… and an extra dimension! A new TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE is in the works, but the flesh fanatic and power tool enthusiast is no longer living on the Platinum Dunes...
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Picking up Gravel

With a lot of prolific writer Warren Ellis’ comic material, I’ve often hoped for it to be made into movies, but… it’s usually just too f*cked up for anyone to take a chance. Fortunately Legendary Pictures has some stones, as...
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Woo’s Le Samourai?

When it comes to major influences, you’ll see the name of French filmmaker Jean-Pierre Melville pretty high on the lists of craftsmen such as Quentin Tarantino, Martin Scorsese and mayhem maestro John Woo. While it’s been a number of years...
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Snipes back in action

There was a time when you could count on Wesley Snipes shooting and kicking and slapping all kinds of muhfukkas. Or to put that another way, you could always bet on black. After a tiny matter with the IRS, Snipes...
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Wall Street 2 snaps

Filming is underway in New York on Oliver Stone’s sequel WALL STREET 2: MONEY NEVER SLEEPS, and Splash News caught some candid set pics featuring idealistic young trader Shia LaBeouf getting sage advice from a casually dressed but presumably still...
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Jackman talks Wolvie 2

As we’ve heard by now, Hugh Jackman’s animalistic adamantium-laced mutant may be returning for another WOLVERINE sequel, finally bringing the acclaimed Japan storyline to life. Responding to a rather gauche query by interviewer Katie Couric, Jackman briefly talks about how...
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Venom’s director?

Just a couple of weeks ago, ZOMBIELAND writers Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick said they just turned in a draft of the VENOM spinoff, but they weren’t sure what the studio was going to do with it. Apparently the studio...
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A new Vacation

Are you ready for another Griswold holiday filled with family fun, embarrassment and death? Then get ready to pack up the truckster and whistle “Zippity Do-Dah” out of your assholes… but with a whole new family, and probably far fewer...
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Reynolds Motorcade?

The Dreamworks thriller MOTORCADE is starting to cruise… without Cruise. The project started as a figurative/literal vehicle for Tom Cruise with director Len Wiseman (UNDERWORLD, LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD), but was put on blocks while the diminutive superstar decided...
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