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New G.I. Joe clip

Stephen Sommers’ version of G.I. JOE may not be quite the poorly animated “Real American Hero” you probably remember from your childhood, but it seems equally cartoonish. MTV has a clip from the upcoming flick, in which the Baroness and...
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Wentworth on Bioshock?

Last month we heard that Gore Verbinski’s adaption of the fantastic videogame BIOSHOCK might be on hold while the studio considered ways to lower the project’s inflating cost. It seems like husky-voiced “Prison Break” star Wentworth Miller either doesn’t know...
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Batman fan film

I won’t lie — I’m not crazy about “fan films.” I would much prefer to see aspiring filmmakers spend their time, talent, energy and money on original concepts rather than simply present another version of something created and owned by...
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Barbarella lives?

Robert Rodriguez had put substantial time and effort into developing a BARBARELLA remake, but left the project when it would’ve required filming in Germany (and considering the guy literally has his own studio in his backyard, that’s probably understandable). Most...
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Asian Film Fest lineup

If you live in or near New York and have an appreciation for Asian cinema, you should be absolutely feverish about the annual New York Asian Film Fest. This year’s lineup is still rolling out, but it’s already well worth...
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The Goods trailer

With the American automobile industry circling the flush, maybe it’s not the best time for a car comedy… But hey, maybe a swear-spewing, stripper-loving salesman like Jeremy Piven can turn some frowns around. THE GOODS: LIVE HARD, SELL HARD comes...
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Perfect Getaway trailer

Steve Zahn in board shorts? The horror. But wait, the terror in A PERFECT GETAWAY actually comes from the menace of Timothy Olyphant, which isn’t all that surprising but still quite welcome. As is the promise of Milla Jovovich and...
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More TF2 pics!

In the trailers and clips for TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN, we’ve seen a surprising amount of footage featuring the clashing robotic “stars”, but word is there are also humanoid flesh-things that supposedly play some kind of part in the...
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Clifton in Thor?

Kenneth Branagh’s feature version of Marvel’s Thunder God THOR has been going through the casting process, and so far the lead roles have been filled by relative unknowns. Will a familiar face be joining the tale, as either a fellow...
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Del Toro talks plans

We know that happy horror helmer Guillermo del Toro will be occupied for the next few years bringing diminutive hairy men to life, but it’s nice to know he’s viewing his post-HOBBIT future with a long telescope. Wired recently caught...
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