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More Hangover pics

It’s still a couple weeks before we take our wild trip to Vegas with Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms, Zack Galifianakis, Justin Bartha, Mike Tyson and various animals in THE HANGOVER. While we wait for the bachelor party to begin and...
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Statham still a Killer

Jason Statham seems to have found a fairly successful formula: kick, punch and shoot nearly everyone in your path. And hey, you don’t screw with whatever works. And thus, Statham remains in action with THE KILLER ELITE, a $40 million...
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Ferris Bueller: psycho

The John Hughes flick FERRIS BUELLER’S DAY OFF has proven to be a resilient and beloved comedy from the 80s. And why shouldn’t it? After all, it’s about a charming high school kid locking horns with “the man” (that dastardly...
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Expendables posters!

Yesterday we saw a few Cannes snapshots featuring posters and banners for Sly Stallone’s mega-manly action blast THE EXPENDABLES, and while there was initially a question of fabrication/Photoshoppery, the image content itself was legit. In fact, Lionsgate has provided larger...
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Cliffhanger remake

This is really the kind of thing that can make a movie news writer toss up their hands in surrender and just say “Ah, the hell with everything.” Pardon me while I do that. There, done. A remake of Sylvester...
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Scorsese does Sinatra

Everyone knows the face and music of Frank Sinatra, but (aside from THE RAT PACK) he’s never had a proper biopic. Who better to bring the Chairman of the Board to the big screen than Martin Scorsese? After much wrangling...
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Nazis from space?

If you find yourself reading about all the remakes, comic movies and sequels, and are desperate for something original, how about something featuring a group of Nazis who secretly retreated to the moon during WWII and are preparing their invasion...
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Blu Trouble in Little China

All you righteous fans of John Carpenter’s bizarro supernatural chopsockey cult classic BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA are in for a treat — namely, more of the movie. On August 4th the Blu-Ray release blasts into your house via the...
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Blood poster

Yesterday we got the promising new trailer for BLOOD: THE LAST VAMPIRE, which featured a better indication of the film’s anime roots. Plus all kinds of over-the-top Hong Kong style action, and a lethal chick in a schoolgirl outfit. Why...
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Watchmen DVD deets

If you skipped or missed WATCHMEN in theaters for some reason, you’ll actually be getting a bonus when you catch it on DVD when it arrives on July 21 (conveniently, the week of Comic Con). The studio was obviously giving...
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