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Favorite Movies: Aliens, Jaws, Inglourious Basterds, the Mad Max movies except the kid read more parts of Thunderdome, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Starship Troopers, the Three Flavours Cornetto trilogy, They Live, Pandorum, The Warriors, Darkman, The Thing, The Untouchables, a good percentage of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, B-movies, Westerns
Likes: Mass Effect, ginger, the 1960s Batman TV show, diversity, Fallout, non-iron read more shirts, Angela Bassett, comics, funk, making and/or consuming satisfying meals, xenomorphs, the Elric saga, weird art, volume, She-Hulk, freeze-frame credits, my goofy cats, green things, transdimensional travel, vindication
Crank 2 spoilers
Posted 18 years ago
However improbable it may seem, full-motion hitman Chev Chelios is returning for another stupendously trippy kill-spree through Los Angeles, courtesy of Jason Statham and filmmakers Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor. Want to know more? Well, if the headline and source...
Jackman goes Nowhere
Posted 18 years ago
Our favorite brawny Aussie Hugh Jackman may have risen to stardom thanks to his portrayal of a certain adamantium-clawed mutant, but that won’t be his only foray into the world of comics. Jackman is teaming with writer Marc Guggenheim (TV’s...
Twice the Fanboys
Posted 18 years ago
There’s been a tremor in the Force — and it has come from the STAR WARS fan community. See, there’s a movie called FANBOYS about friends way back in 1998 who take their terminally ill friend on a road trip...
War Inc. poster
Posted 18 years ago
It seems like in the time since this movie was announced, Hilary Duff has already gone from Disney pop cupcake to a potential movie career to “Hey, remember Hilary Duff?”. But the political satire WAR, INC. is finally getting a...
Stone’s War trailer
Posted 18 years ago
I love war movies and I’m a fanatic for zombie flicks — mash ’em together and I’ll take a bite outta that sandwich. I hadn’t heard about the upcoming undead Nazi project STONE’S WAR, but it’s definitely on my radar...
Torch snuffs FF3
Posted 18 years ago
I’m not sure how many people over the age of 12 were especially excited about the prospect of a third FANTASTIC FOUR movie, but that possibility seems to have dissipated like a giant cloud of Galactus. At least that’s according...
Terminator stuff
Posted 18 years ago
One way or another, we’re getting a new TERMINATOR movie with Christian Bale as John Connor, Anton Yelchin as a young Kyle Reese, and in-demand Aussie actor Sam Worthington as a guy named Marcus (who reportedly may or may not...
Meet Snake Eyes
Posted 18 years ago
The first shot of masked military ninja Snake Eyes from the upcoming G.I. JOE movie has stealthily surfaced online, and it seems to do justice to the character (although I’m not sure how difficult it would be to craft that...
More Leo and Ridley
Posted 18 years ago
I don’t know if Leonardo DiCaprio is the hardest working guy in Hollywood, but he sure seems to be heading in that direction. His CIA thriller BODY OF LIES hasn’t arrived in theaters yet, but Leo is already making plans...
