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Battle Angel details?

I remember when James Cameron made the announcement at San Diego Comic Con that he’d be making a live-action movie based on the popular manga BATTLE ANGEL ALITA. That was in 2002. Needless to say, the deliberate and often-submerged filmmaker...
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Marshall heads West

While he’s about to take us to a particularly nasty-looking future in the impending DOOMSDAY, director Neil Marshall plans to go in the opposite direction for his next project. Marshall will commit SACRILEGE, a horror flick set in the Old...
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Wiseman’s new Game

Last year, UNDERWORLD guy Len Wiseman was attached to a remake of ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK and an adaptation of the videogame GEARS OF WAR. Both those pricey projects were at the now-crumpled New Line and neither will be entering...
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New Red Cliff teaser

After PAYCHECK, I kind of wished director John Woo would go back to China and make some movies on his home soil, because his Hollywood efforts were growing increasingly deplorable. Fortunately it seems like he thought the same thing, so...
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Parnassus resumes

Misfortune prone filmmaker Terry Gilliam somehow finally got a small taste of some good karma, even after one of the most extreme cases of foul luck (i.e., the sudden demise of an A-list star during principal photography). But his new...
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Harvey Dent’s campaign

Now that the respectful period of silence for Heath Ledger has apparently passed, the studio is blasting full-bore once more on viral marketing THE DARK KNIGHT. The focus has shifted to the film’s other partial villain, District Attorney Harvey Dent...
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Tropic Thunder teaser

Shortly after the revelation that actor Robert Downey Jr. will be playing an actor who plays a black man (dizzying!) in Ben Stiller’s TROPIC THUNDER, comes our first look at the flick. It’s just a brief teaser introducing the main...
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Wilson back in school

Luke Wilson must have enjoyed the college experience of OLD SCHOOL, since he’s heading back to campus. Nope, it’s not the occasionally discussed sequel to that frat blast, but Wilson is taking his substantial jaw back to class for a...
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New Spidey toon

I’ve lost count of how many incarnations there are of SPIDER-MAN. In comics, there’s been versions in the regular Marvel Universe, the Ultimate Universe and 2099 (not to mention variations in Exiles, Marvel Zombies and Spider-Man India), a live-action 70s...
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Iron Man poster!

The countdown to IRON MAN is at just a couple of months, and the final one-sheet is now online. The poster seems to have the appropriate elements: the armor, some jets, a hot chick and the important heads. Not sure...
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