Film Critic

Favorite Movies: Jaws, Star Wars Trilogy, Aliens, Citizen Kane, The Third Man, Dawn read more of the Dead ('78), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre ('74), Fargo, Miller's Crossing, Reservoir Dogs, The Manchurian Candidate ('62), Taxi Driver, Back to the Future, Stand by Me, Shaun of the Dead, Boogie Nights, La Dolce Vita, 12 Angry Men, The Birds, Touch of Evil

Likes: Film, Beer (who the hell DOESN'T around here?!), writing, NY Mets, read more The Jets, Girls who love film AND beer (at the same time), Jazz, Deadwood, The Wire, The Office, The Twilight Zone, Cormac McCarthy, Graham Greene, Stephen King, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Scorsese, Spielberg, Halloween season, Marvel movies, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Ash vs Evil Dead, Game of Thrones, Edgar Allen Poe, Mother Nature

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The Marsh trailer

Just when you thought you didn’t have to live life in constant fear of creepy little ghost children, along comes another movie that makes you want to automatically dropkick every adorable kiddie you happen upon (its better to have a...
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Coscarelli talks Phantasm

A couple weeks back we reported that while there is no real plans for a PHANTASM remake/relaunch/re-whatever-the-f*ck they call these things now, there are baby steps being taken toward a brand new entry in the franchise (read about that here)....
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Midnight Meat pic

Today we scored the first pic from the set of MIDNIGHT MEAT TRAIN, the Ryuhei Kitamura-directed adaptation of Clive Barker’s story. Intriguingly enough, the still is of those two (I think Kitamura is telling Barker to “get over there and...
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Roth talks Hostel II

Although there are quite a few things we’ve been informed of already concerning HOSTEL II (it takes place immediately following the first; our main protagonists are three girls; some of the story is told from the killers’ perspective) it’s always...
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B. X-Mas contest!

  If you’ve seen BLACK X-MAS, you’ve probably had the thought, “Man, I love ships and I want to spend a few nights on one of the most famous ships of all, the Queen Mary.” I had the same thought...
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Zombie Diaries trailer

Zombie epidemics. Just when you think you’ve got one quelled, another pops up. Like whack-a-mole. And it seems to be happening to the Brits with a frightening regularity. PLUS they got that daggone Rage virus to deal with (the purists...
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Seed money to PETA

We all know Uwe Boll is a great man, that’s never been in question. Now he’s doing everything he can to become even greater: he’s going to show us horrifying footage of animals getting tortured so we can better understand...
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It’s Alive, again??

Look, you obviously don’t need me to rant and rave about those goshdarn remakes that’re clogging up our theaters and kicking the memories of our favorite classics in the groin. Some offend me more than others (THE BIRDS for example),...
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Halloween pic – Judith Myers

Bloody Disgusting has posted an interview with young Hanna Hall, who plays the doomed Judith Myers in Rob Zombie’s HALLOWEEN, as well as posted the above pic of Hall, Sherri Moon Zombie as Deborah Myers, and the very creepy looking...
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Transsiberian pics

The Spanish site Aullidos has scored a few pics from the upcoming thriller TRANSSIBERIAN, directed by Brad Anderson (the very underrated SESSION 9, THE MACHINIST) and starring Woody Harrelson, Emily Mortimer, Kate Mara (yum:), and Ben Kingsley. The flick is...
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