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Favorite Movies: Jaws, Star Wars Trilogy, Aliens, Citizen Kane, The Third Man, Dawn read more of the Dead ('78), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre ('74), Fargo, Miller's Crossing, Reservoir Dogs, The Manchurian Candidate ('62), Taxi Driver, Back to the Future, Stand by Me, Shaun of the Dead, Boogie Nights, La Dolce Vita, 12 Angry Men, The Birds, Touch of Evil

Likes: Film, Beer (who the hell DOESN'T around here?!), writing, NY Mets, read more The Jets, Girls who love film AND beer (at the same time), Jazz, Deadwood, The Wire, The Office, The Twilight Zone, Cormac McCarthy, Graham Greene, Stephen King, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Scorsese, Spielberg, Halloween season, Marvel movies, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Ash vs Evil Dead, Game of Thrones, Edgar Allen Poe, Mother Nature

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T. Rex next for RZ?

In a brief interview with the Chicago Tribune, Rob Zombie hints that his next film won’t be a horror flick, but more likely the much-talked about TYRANNOSAURUS REX, about a washed-up boxer who gets into the world of underground fighting...
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Hatchet 2 is go!

After two years of waiting for an official announcement, it seems as though we can finally expect HATCHET 2 to slice its way toward us in 2010. ShockTilYouDrop learned today that Victor Crowley will be making mincemeat out of a...
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Milla’s RE4 set vid

In case you didn’t know, RESIDENT EVIL: AFTERLIFE is currently shooting in Toronto, Canada. I know this for certain because I was there a week ago, hanging out with Milla and Ali, just shootin’ the shit, having a few laughs....
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The Road featurette

THE ROAD is, at long last, coming to theaters after over a year and a half of waiting. (You’ll recall that it was supposed to come out last Fall.) To celebrate the occasion (or at the very least, promote it),...
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Uncharted writers hired

Another video game is getting the movie treatment. Hooray. This time it’s UNCHARTED: DRAKE’S FORTUNE, a title I’ve never heard of. No surprise there though, because I’m not a gamer. Apparently, it’s a big seller for Sony, having already spawned...
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Maniac remake on!

In September of last year, Mr. Ammon let you know that a remake of the classic (?) 80s slasher MANIAC was potentially on the way. Well, now it would appear as though there’s nothing “potential” about it – it’s happening....
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Brief Beastly teaser

Talk about thrilling! Here we have a 20-second teaser for CBS Films’ modern take on “Beauty and the Beast”, BEASTLY. I really have nothing to say about the teaser, other than don’t blink during it, because you’ll miss about half...
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Jackson joins UFO

Back in July, I told you about the plans for a feature film based on the 70s t.v. show UFO. I think we had all pretty much forgotten about that, but it seems as though this project is still moving...
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Wolfman recut?

Holy Christ, the THE WOLFMAN is beginning to resemble Frankenstein’s Monster. A few weeks ago, it was revealed that Danny Elfman’s score was being replaced, and composer Paul Halsinger (CRANK) would be taking over. Now, thanks to a tidbit in...
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New Season/Witch trailer

Perhaps to celebrate his nutty performance in BAD LIEUTENANT – which opens today – a new trailer has been released for Nicolas Cage’s period piece SEASON OF THE WITCH. It actually doesn’t look all that bad, and even cage doesn’t...
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