Film Critic

Favorite Movies: Jaws, Star Wars Trilogy, Aliens, Citizen Kane, The Third Man, Dawn read more of the Dead ('78), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre ('74), Fargo, Miller's Crossing, Reservoir Dogs, The Manchurian Candidate ('62), Taxi Driver, Back to the Future, Stand by Me, Shaun of the Dead, Boogie Nights, La Dolce Vita, 12 Angry Men, The Birds, Touch of Evil

Likes: Film, Beer (who the hell DOESN'T around here?!), writing, NY Mets, read more The Jets, Girls who love film AND beer (at the same time), Jazz, Deadwood, The Wire, The Office, The Twilight Zone, Cormac McCarthy, Graham Greene, Stephen King, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Scorsese, Spielberg, Halloween season, Marvel movies, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Ash vs Evil Dead, Game of Thrones, Edgar Allen Poe, Mother Nature

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New Hole poster/images

Jesus tit-bangin’ Christ, that is just awful. Everybody involved with the making of this poster should have some grudge-like curse put upon them, then go about their daily routines filming themselves so we can witness the exact moment they realize...
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RE4 adds Kodjoe

Looks like RESIDENT EVIL: AFTERLIFE has its first bit of casting news… aside from Milla, that is. According to his Twitter page, actor Boris Kodjoe is in the flick. His “tweet” from a day ago: In Toronto meeting with the...
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Dracula Undead trl

No, this isn’t a trailer for some new DRACULA film… well, not exactly. It’s actually a trailer for a sequel to Bram Stoker’s classic book, titled DRACULA: THE UNDEAD. My first instinct is “Whaaaaat? Whhyyyyy??” but after reading the synopsis,...
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German Pandorum trl

Here’s the German trailer for the upcoming sci-fi horror flick PANDORUM, which has been tossing clips, commercials and trailers our way with ruthless abandon for weeks now. (Head on over HERE to see our plentiful selection.) PANDORUM is about a...
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New bloody ratings!

Got some ratings updates for ya today – and oh look at that, one of them is NEW MOON… In my last article, I speculated that ECLIPSE would be a PG-13 wimp-fest… Guess what NEW MOON is! The MPAA has...
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Eclipse to be gory/dark?

Being a man, I really have no interest in the TWILIGHT stories, save for some morbid curiosity. I have no idea what the hell happens in the second chapter, NEW MOON, other than what I can gather from the trailer:...
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Solomon Kane featurette

Just the other day I showed you a trailer for the new epic SOLOMON KANE, and today I bring you (via MTV) a brief featurette about the James Purefoy-led adventure. Kane is a mercenary of Queen Elizabeth I fighting in...
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Bai has Hydrophobia

Moviehole.net has a tidbit about a movie called HYDROPHOBIA, which prompted me to look into it on IMDB. Unfortunately, you need to have IMDBpro to check out its page – but don’t worry, I’m more than happy to heave the...
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A Millennium movie?!

Here’s an intriguing – if shaky – rumor that I peeped over at the site BringBackFrankBlack, which is dedicated to Lance Henriksen’s “Millennium” character. If you don’t recall, “Millennium” was a show from “X-Files” creator Chris Carter focusing on a...
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Transylmania poster!

Last time I updated you on TRANSYLMANIA, I gave you a heads-up that the Official Site was now up and running. Today, I’ve got another new goodie to show you – a teaser poster, which you can peep above. Obviously,...
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