Film Critic

Favorite Movies: Jaws, Star Wars Trilogy, Aliens, Citizen Kane, The Third Man, Dawn read more of the Dead ('78), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre ('74), Fargo, Miller's Crossing, Reservoir Dogs, The Manchurian Candidate ('62), Taxi Driver, Back to the Future, Stand by Me, Shaun of the Dead, Boogie Nights, La Dolce Vita, 12 Angry Men, The Birds, Touch of Evil

Likes: Film, Beer (who the hell DOESN'T around here?!), writing, NY Mets, read more The Jets, Girls who love film AND beer (at the same time), Jazz, Deadwood, The Wire, The Office, The Twilight Zone, Cormac McCarthy, Graham Greene, Stephen King, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Scorsese, Spielberg, Halloween season, Marvel movies, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Ash vs Evil Dead, Game of Thrones, Edgar Allen Poe, Mother Nature

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Josh the Gunslinger

I don’t care how much facial hair he grows, Josh Hartnett will never be mistaken for a bad-ass. He’s an okay actor and, to some, a dreamboat (looking at you, Mike C.), but a tough guy who inspires fear? Nah…...
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Review: Not Forgotten

PLOT: Jack Bishop’s happy and normal life – complete with great job, beautiful wife, and cherubic daughter – is brought crashing down when the little girl is kidnapped at a soccer practice. The only clue as to the perpetrator’s identity...
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Action Round-Up #35

Halle Berry Vs. A Great White?! To be perfectly honest, I have no idea if this flick will end up being ACTION ROUND UP-worthy. Not enough is known about its plot at the moment, but it’s being billed as an...
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Jen’s Quad Body

Here’s the British Quad poster for JENNIFER’S BODY, which I know many of you horny toads out there have been anticipating with baited breath. Me? I can’t really get super excited for it, hot demon bitch or no hot demon...
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Paranormal remake dead

With the sudden re-emergence of PARANORMAL ACTIVITY on the radar (after two years of subtle hype, the flick is finally set to be released later this month), it’s almost quaint to remember that it was bought by Paramount Pictures and...
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BLY Mask contest!

Got a pretty cool contest for you kids to enter, straight from our buddy Seth Landau, director of the super-creepy BRYAN LOVES YOU (check out the DVD PUB’s review right HERE). Anchor Bay Entertainment is giving away an authentic BRYAN...
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New Pandorum clip!

Here’s a clip from Christian Alvart’s PANDORUM, embedded below for your viewing pleasure. I warn you, it’s not necessarily what you’d want from a PANDORUM clip, and I feel a little bit like a father who was hoping for a...
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Jeepers 3 still on

It has been a long while since we’ve heard any news on the JEEPERS CREEPERS 3 front – in fact, seems as though it’s been well over a year. And while there still isn’t a whole lot happening on that...
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Sharp Antichrist poster

Here is a new, and very unusual, poster for Lars von Trier’s ANTICHRIST, the massively controversial art-horror movie starring Willem Dafoe and Charlotte Gainsbourg. Seems like we’ve seen many one-sheets for this flick since it’s Cannes Film Festival debut, but...
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New Triangle trailer

Look below to check out the trailer for Christopher Smith’s TRIANGLE, which hits the U.K. this October. It’s looking… okay. I’m not totally sold on it, but I suppose I’m intrigued and would give it a look. Then again, I’d...
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