Film Critic

Favorite Movies: Jaws, Star Wars Trilogy, Aliens, Citizen Kane, The Third Man, Dawn read more of the Dead ('78), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre ('74), Fargo, Miller's Crossing, Reservoir Dogs, The Manchurian Candidate ('62), Taxi Driver, Back to the Future, Stand by Me, Shaun of the Dead, Boogie Nights, La Dolce Vita, 12 Angry Men, The Birds, Touch of Evil

Likes: Film, Beer (who the hell DOESN'T around here?!), writing, NY Mets, read more The Jets, Girls who love film AND beer (at the same time), Jazz, Deadwood, The Wire, The Office, The Twilight Zone, Cormac McCarthy, Graham Greene, Stephen King, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Scorsese, Spielberg, Halloween season, Marvel movies, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Ash vs Evil Dead, Game of Thrones, Edgar Allen Poe, Mother Nature

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Batch of 9 clips!

While I’m not a huge animation junkie, Shane Acker’s 9 looks pretty amazing. It’s got Tim Burton and Timur Bekmambetov behind it, an awesome voice cast (Elijah Wood, John C. Reilly, Jennifer Connelly, Martin Landau, Christopher Plummer and Crispin Glover),...
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Transylmania in Dec.

I just received a press release about this movie TRANSYLMANIA and felt compelled to share it. You want to thank me? Send me beer. I accept just about any kind, as long as it’s not Bud Light. In Transylmania, a...
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New Blood Night trailer!

The film BLOOD NIGHT contains references to Arrow in the Head. What more do you need to know?! Okay how about the plot… Alright, I’ll give ya a trailer too… Ain’t I nice? Stemming from the real life Long Island...
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New Whiteout pics!

Like HALLOWEEN 2 and SORORITY ROW before it, WHITEOUT is bombarding us with stills before its release. Nothing particularly exciting here, other than the above pic of Kate Beckinsale looking absolutely scrumptious. Carrie Stetko, the lone U.S. Marshal assigned to...
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Sweet Super Psycho!

Thanks to ShockTillYouDrop, I looked into a fantastic-sounding project that has me drooling already: MY SUPER PSYCHO SWEET 16. Yes, that’s apparently an actual title. Seems as though it was directed by Jacob Gentry, who was one of the three...
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Killer Chihuahuas!

Don’t you stay up late sometimes, restless and depressed, wondering “When – WHEN – the f*ck is somebody going to get up off their ass and make a movie about a mutant hybrid of chihuahua and piranha monsters that attack...
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Jennifer’s hot tongue

Mmmmm…. Fiiiiirrre…. Omnipresent hottie Megan Fox likes doing weird stuff with her tongue in this new picture from JENNIFER’S BODY, which recently premiered over at MTV. Apparently, sucking the flesh (and other things) from teenaged boys isn’t good enough for...
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New Myers still

It’s only 4 more days til HALLOWEEN, and we’re finally getting a look at MICHAEL MYERS! Oh wait, we’ve seen images of this motherf*cker countless times already… Well, here’s another one. As usual, Michael is dirty as shit, although he’s...
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Dark Country art

DvdActive has premiered the DVD art for Thomas Jane’s directorial debut, DARK COUNTRY, and it really isn’t very exciting. Except for the fact that, according to his eyes, Jane has been possessed by an alien. Otherwise, it’s pretty meh. I’m...
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McFarlane writing Spawn

Back in April, I hit you all with the news that Todd McFarlane was getting ready to embark on a new SPAWN story, with the claim that at least five studios were circling the project… Well, seems as though things...
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