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Favorite Movies: Jaws, Star Wars Trilogy, Aliens, Citizen Kane, The Third Man, Dawn read more of the Dead ('78), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre ('74), Fargo, Miller's Crossing, Reservoir Dogs, The Manchurian Candidate ('62), Taxi Driver, Back to the Future, Stand by Me, Shaun of the Dead, Boogie Nights, La Dolce Vita, 12 Angry Men, The Birds, Touch of Evil

Likes: Film, Beer (who the hell DOESN'T around here?!), writing, NY Mets, read more The Jets, Girls who love film AND beer (at the same time), Jazz, Deadwood, The Wire, The Office, The Twilight Zone, Cormac McCarthy, Graham Greene, Stephen King, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Scorsese, Spielberg, Halloween season, Marvel movies, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Ash vs Evil Dead, Game of Thrones, Edgar Allen Poe, Mother Nature

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Action Round-Up #11

50 Cent is out, Crews is in! As always, we have an update on THE EXPENDABLES for you to start off the Action Round Up! This is, naturally, more casting news: Fitty Cent (Fiddy?), who only last week joined the...
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Playboy bunny horror!

Well here’s a flick that just shot to the top of my must-see list! THE TELLING Somehow I was completely ignorant on its existence, but a little research led me to my colleague Mike’s report on the flick back in...
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H2 WWMD? shirt

What would Michael do? That’s the question posed by the t-shirt you see above, which is apparently making its way around Haddonfield, much to the chagrin of the authorities. Rob Zombie has updated his Myspace page yet again, showing us...
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2 join Dead of Night

The Brandon Routh-led horror flick DEAD OF NIGHT has added two more cast members, even as it already rolls in New Orleans. Taye Diggs (HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL, RENT) and Anita Briem (last summer’s JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE...
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3 join Godkiller

I received a press release from Halo-8 Entertainment today announcing that a trio of cuties have joined Matt Pizzolo’s “illustrated film” GODKILLER. Danielle Harris (HALLOWEEN), Katie Nisa (“THREAT”), and Nicki Clyne (“BATTLESTAR GALACTICA”) have been added to a cast that...
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Jesus vs. Satan!

We don’t write too many articles about Jesus H. Christ around here, but for the love of God I’m going to write one today. But only because that sonofabitch Satan is also involved… Mark Millar (creator of WANTED) and Matthew...
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Weird Al in H2!

Out of all the many H2 updates we’ve been giving you recently, this is probably my favorite: Weird Al Yankovic has joined the cast. We knew Zombie was fond of bringing back faces from yesteryear, but I’m sure no one...
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H2’s Night Creatures

You know by now that we’re going to bring you every update from H2 that pops up on Rob Zombie’s Myspace page, and today brings you two (for now). Obviously, Jared brought you a look at the “new” Uncle Seymour...
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Toronto After Dark info

One of the more anticipated of the hundreds of horror festivals that go on annually is the Toronta After Dark fest, which features 8 nights of mainstream and indie flicks, as well as shorts made by Joe Public. And if...
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Slow Decay teaser

Details of a cool horror project previously unknown to me popped into my mailbox early last night – a film by the name of SLOW THE DECAY. The subtitle could be “A Tragic Lovestory”, because it’s about the fantastic lengths...
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