Film Critic

Favorite Movies: Jaws, Star Wars Trilogy, Aliens, Citizen Kane, The Third Man, Dawn read more of the Dead ('78), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre ('74), Fargo, Miller's Crossing, Reservoir Dogs, The Manchurian Candidate ('62), Taxi Driver, Back to the Future, Stand by Me, Shaun of the Dead, Boogie Nights, La Dolce Vita, 12 Angry Men, The Birds, Touch of Evil

Likes: Film, Beer (who the hell DOESN'T around here?!), writing, NY Mets, read more The Jets, Girls who love film AND beer (at the same time), Jazz, Deadwood, The Wire, The Office, The Twilight Zone, Cormac McCarthy, Graham Greene, Stephen King, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Scorsese, Spielberg, Halloween season, Marvel movies, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Ash vs Evil Dead, Game of Thrones, Edgar Allen Poe, Mother Nature

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The Eye 3-D!

Production Weekly has announced that there is to be yet another entry into THE EYE franchise. This one is THE CHILD’S EYE, which will be – shock of all shocks – presented in 3-D. ‘Cuz that’s just what you do...
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A Reliable (killer) Wife

Checking the trades, I found an intriguing project being set up at Columbia titled A RELIABLE WIFE, an adaptation of a Robert Goolrick novel that will hit shelves on MARCH 31. While not necessarily nestled in the “horror” genre –...
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Romijn is a Witch

Rebecca Romijn is one of the hottest – and coolest – women on the planet. That’s not even subjective, it’s fact. She’s been in comic-book movies, she’s banging the fat kid from STAND BY ME, she had an unbelievably hot...
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Milla looks Perfect

Writer-director David Twohy has updated his blog with a couple of pictures from his latest directorial effort A PERFECT GETAWAY, and thankfully for us dogs at AITH, they’re both of the movie’s hot chicks: Milla Jovovich and Kiele Sanchez (whom...
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New H2 pics!!!

Sick of the constant H2 updates? Well too bad because here’s one more. Up above, you see Mr. Zombie on location in Georgia, at one of the film’s sets. He doesn’t mention what’s going down there, but mentions that he’s...
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Romero on Crazies

THE CRAZIES is, in my mind, George Romero’s least appreciated work. In fact, I think it’s one of his very best. So obviously the fact that it’s getting remade irks me, but I also understand the mind set. At this...
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Zombie on young Myers

I guess some people’s panties are in a bunch over the fact that Daeg Faerch won’t be returning as young Michael Myers for H2 – even though the brooding little metalhead has grown up into a towering, bearded WWE wrestler...
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Re-Animator no-go?

Perhaps there’s some justice in the world and a remake has been killed before it even got off the ground. A few days ago, we all heard the news that RE-ANIMATOR was being prepped for a 3-D remake, coutesy of...
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Possession goes to DVD

A long, long, looooong ass time ago there was this movie called POSSESSION, which was another generic Sarah Michelle Gellar vehicle – remade from an Asian film, natch – about some boring woman who finds out things aren’t quite what...
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Play the Hunger Games

Ex-Disney exec Nina Jacobson and her production company Color Force want to get into the “young adult” field, having bought the rights to HUNGER GAMES, which is apparently a hit novel with all those TWILIGHT and HARRY POTTER readers. (They’re...
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