Film Critic

Favorite Movies: Jaws, Star Wars Trilogy, Aliens, Citizen Kane, The Third Man, Dawn read more of the Dead ('78), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre ('74), Fargo, Miller's Crossing, Reservoir Dogs, The Manchurian Candidate ('62), Taxi Driver, Back to the Future, Stand by Me, Shaun of the Dead, Boogie Nights, La Dolce Vita, 12 Angry Men, The Birds, Touch of Evil

Likes: Film, Beer (who the hell DOESN'T around here?!), writing, NY Mets, read more The Jets, Girls who love film AND beer (at the same time), Jazz, Deadwood, The Wire, The Office, The Twilight Zone, Cormac McCarthy, Graham Greene, Stephen King, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Scorsese, Spielberg, Halloween season, Marvel movies, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Ash vs Evil Dead, Game of Thrones, Edgar Allen Poe, Mother Nature

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Winnick must Choose

Those of you who can’t get enough of those kooky serial killers will be pleased to know that yet another entry in the immortal genre is being prepared, this one called . AMUSEMENT) will topline the film as a journalism...
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Review: Bad Biology

PLOT: The two main characters of BAD BIOLOGY have body issues the kind of which no normal person ever encounters. Let’s not beat around the bush: she’s got seven clits and he’s got a penis the size of his leg...
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A Zombie Xmas!

‘Tis the season, folks, like it or not. Every f*cking commercial I see has Christmas music in it, every store is decorated like Santa’s workshop, and every other piece of mail I receive has a wreath or bear dressed like...
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New Autopsy poster

ShockTillYouDrop has posted the new one-sheet for AUTOPSY, which will be part of Afterdark’s HORRORFEST, which kicks off in January. It’s kind’ve creepy and yet a little, I don’t know, cheap? Click on the image above to see the whole...
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F13 doc art!

Of course with the release of FRIDAY THE 13TH on February 13th, 2009, everyone’s scrambling to cash in on what will probably be a big success and might just be a watchable movie (fingers crossed). Paramount is of course re-releasing...
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Review: TimeCrimes

PLOT: Hector (Karra Elejalde) is an ordinary man trying to relax on a very ordinary day in the yard of his new home in the Spanish countryside. But this comfy relaxation time soon veers into Hitchcock territory when he spots...
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Punisher BTS + t.v. ad

I don’t care what anyone says, I think PUNISHER: WAR ZONE looks like a hoot and a half. Even if it stinks up the house, there’s a legitimate chance it’ll be – at the very least – a movie that...
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Tremors 5?!

Our friends over at CinemaBlend are telling us they’ve got it on good authority that Universal Pictures is prepping a brand new TREMORS film – entitled TREMORS: THE THUNDER FROM DOWN UNDER – which will take place, naturally, in Australia....
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Something Wicked comes

The Hollywood Reporter is reporting (as is their want) that director Jay Lowi – who apparently directed a movie for Dimension called TANGLED starring Rachael Leigh Cook – is getting ready to do SOMETHING WICKED, a psychological thriller about a...
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Freaky Broken Imago tease

Metaluna Productions has posted a really freakin’ weird teaser for their eco-friendly thriller THE BROKEN IMAGO, which looks like a cross between THE HAPPENING and CHILDEN OF THE CORN. Shouldn’t take too much effort to make it better than both...
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