Film Critic

Favorite Movies: Jaws, Star Wars Trilogy, Aliens, Citizen Kane, The Third Man, Dawn read more of the Dead ('78), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre ('74), Fargo, Miller's Crossing, Reservoir Dogs, The Manchurian Candidate ('62), Taxi Driver, Back to the Future, Stand by Me, Shaun of the Dead, Boogie Nights, La Dolce Vita, 12 Angry Men, The Birds, Touch of Evil

Likes: Film, Beer (who the hell DOESN'T around here?!), writing, NY Mets, read more The Jets, Girls who love film AND beer (at the same time), Jazz, Deadwood, The Wire, The Office, The Twilight Zone, Cormac McCarthy, Graham Greene, Stephen King, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Scorsese, Spielberg, Halloween season, Marvel movies, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Ash vs Evil Dead, Game of Thrones, Edgar Allen Poe, Mother Nature

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RA: Running Man

THE RUNNING MAN (1987) Rating: 3 out of 4 /Buy the DVD Here Tagline: The year is 2019. The finest men in America don’t run for President. They run for their lives Directed by: Paul Michael Glaser Starring: Arnold, Maria...
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Submit shorts to Danse Macabre!

Any folks got a short horror flick you want to infect the rest of the world with? Want to bombard Ontario, Canada with your sick idea of “art”? (You know they’ve got it coming…) Then submit your disgusting vision to...
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Shiver trailer/art

Fans of THE ORPHANAGE and PAN’S LABYRINTH rejoice. We’ve got the DVD art for the Spanish thriller SHIVER for your eyeballs (from the producer of both of those flicks), as well as a link to a new trailer. (Here it...
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100 Ft goodness!

All you twisted kiddies excited about Eric Red’s upcoming ghost story 100 FEET should be thanking your lucky stars that you’re on this page right now, as we’ve got a smattering of goodies for ya! If you scroll down below,...
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No Thing for Combs

Is there trouble in the sick, twisted paradise that is the longtime friendship between Stuart Gordon (RE-ANIMATOR, FROM BEYOND) and actor Jeffrey Combs? Well, not necessarily. But they don’t have to work on every project together, as evidenced by some...
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NetherBeast Inc opens for biz

Got some big news to report; at least, big news for the folks behind the comedy horror flick NETHERBEAST INCORPORATED. The indie film is getting a limited theatrical release. And when I say limited, I mean, if you don’t live...
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TDK goofed on

Seeing how it’s Labor Day here in the States, news is a tad slow. So I thought I’d slap ya with some funny business to help you pass your time. An abridged screenplay of THE DARK KNIGHT, which in case...
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Hellboy 3 talk

I found HELLBOY II: THE GOLDEN ARMY to be a very amusing movie that could have – should have – been an epic. Guillermo del Toro obviously has an extraordinary imagination when it comes to creating fantastical characters, but I...
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Burrowers trailer!

Bloody Disgusting has just tossed up the first trailer for J.T. Petty’s THE BURROWERS, which has a TREMORS meets THE SEARCHERS vibe… Check it out HERE. After a family is brutally murdered in their home, a group of ranchers and...
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New Saw V poster

We just got our hands on the newest SAW V art. Must say it’s nothing special. We already know from the first teaser trailer, and subsequent official stills (see below), that Scott “I should’ve stuck with Gilmore Girls” Patterson’s Agent...
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