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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

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Top 10 Guillermo del Toro Flicks!

Good gravy, is there a bigger name in movies these days than Guillermo del Toro?! Pretty crazy right, especially when you consider the dude has only directed 7 feature films over the last 20 years, with PACIFIC RIM, crash landing...
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Dissecting Director Eduardo Sanchez

“Eduardo Sanchez” Eduardo Sanchez has had a pretty fascinating movie career. After striking lightning in a bottle the first time out, the Cuban born filmmaker went away for a long while before making another film, and when he made another...
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Top 10 Hottest Vampire Chicks!

Bite me! Such a sardonic retort actually becomes a legit request when regarding one of the oldest film characters…the vampire seductress. If you don’t know, the great Neil Jordan (INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE) returns to such a world of erotic...
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Top 10 Deadly Aqua-Menaces!

Ah, June is here. The sand, the surf, the sexy hunnies rockin’ the two-piece…it really doesn’t get much better does it?! Only there’s one caveat: deadly aquatic monsters! Be honest, have you ever cut your time short 3-feet deep in...
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Review: V/H/S/2

PLOT: A shady P.I. and his girlfriend are tasked with finding a missing college student, only to stumble on an abandoned apartment littered with stacks of VHS tapes. They decide to watch the videos, and end up witnessing everything from...
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Top 10 Home Invasion Thrillers!

Have you guys seen the commercials for that new Ethan Hawke movie THE PRUGE? I can’t front, that shite looks pretty decent, if for no other reason than being a welcomed addition to one of my favorite subgenres, the home...
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Horror Ten Spot: Hottest Horror MILFS!

Sure it’s five days late, but what the hell, allow me to speak on behalf of all us here at AITH: hats off to all you dedicated mothers out there. We love you! In fact, we have so much matronly...
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Review: Aftershock (directed by Nicholas Lopez)

YOU CAN ALSO READ ERIC W’S TAKE ON THE FILM HERE PLOT: When a massive Chilean earthquake traps a throng of tourists in an underground nightclub, a harrowing nightmare of chaos, extreme violence and ultimate survival ensues. REVIEW: Earthquakes are...
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Horror Ten Spot: 10 Genre Flicks To See This Summer!

Finally! Outside of maybe Halloween, the best time of the year is almost here friends. Summertime. Beaches, bikinis, cold beer, hot sand, sunshine, and of course, three months of the biggest, dumbest, loudest blockbusters Hollywood has to offer. Flagship franchises,...
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Horror Ten Spot: Best Rob Zombie Death Scenes!

When it comes to lightning rods in the horror genre, few strike harder, louder and more often than Rob Zombie. Be it through originals like HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES and THE DEVIL’S REJECTS, or franchise updates like HALLOWEEN 1 &...
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