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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

Likes: Film, Books, Words, Writing, Rhyming, Football (49ers, Lions), Basketball, Wiffle ball, read more Womens Gymnastics, Movies, Music, Underground hip-hop, Reggae, 50s and 60s R&B, Cinema, Alcohol (vodka, rum, whiskey will do), Beer, John Madden football, Scrabble, Clue, Crossword Puzzles and Word Searches, Horror flicks, Saved by the Bell, Married With Children, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Entourage, Tales from the Crypt, Motion Pictures, Michelle Pfeiffer, Paul Newman, Jack Nicholson, Ellen Burstyn, Scorsese, the Brothers Coen, Mexican Food, Italian Food, Cats, The Color Green, The Beach.

The Wretched (Movie Review)

WATCH THE WRETCHED HERE! PLOT: When an unruly teenager named Ben (John-Paul Howard) is sent to live with his father in a Michigan harbor town, he instantly senses something sinister about his female neighbor, Abby (Zarah Mahler). Is she a...

Time Warp: The Greatest Cult Films Of All Time Vol 1-3 (TV Review)

PLOT: A TV docuseries hosted by Joe Dante, John Waters, and others affectionately recollects what it means to be a cult-movie. The series is cleaved into three 90-minute episodes to highlight the best in each category: Midnight Madness, Horror/Sci-fi, and...

The Test of Time: Dressed To Kill (1980)

We all have certain movies we love. Movies we respect without question because of either tradition, childhood love, or because they’ve always been classics. However, as time keeps ticking, do those classics still hold up? Do they remain must-see? So…the...

The Color Rose (Movie Review)

PLOT: A harem of hot Catholic schoolgirls deemed part of a religious cult called The Sinners becomes the lethal target of an unknown killer after a harmless prank goes wrong. REVIEW: Feature debuts are all I seem to review these...

Vivarium (Movie Review)

PLOT: A young couple seeking a new home is brought to a labyrinthine tract of identical suburban housing from which they cannot escape. As they search for answers and egress, their relationship is severely tested. REVIEW: We’re happy to report...

Getaway (Movie Review)

PLOT: When a trio of gorgeous gals resorts to a little R&R in a lakeside backwater, they happen across a family of religious hillbilly kidnappers. When one of them is taken, the other two must find a way to rescue...

The Test of Time: Outbreak (1995)

We all have certain movies we love. Movies we respect without question because of either tradition, childhood love, or because they’ve always been classics. However, as time keeps ticking, do those classics still hold up? Do they remain must-see? So…the...

The F*cking Black Sheep: Candyman 3: Day of the Dead (1999)

THE BLACK SHEEP is an ongoing column featuring different takes on films that either the writer HATED, but that the majority of film fans LOVED, or that the writer LOVED, but that most others LOATH. We’re hoping this column will...

Blood On Her Name (Movie Review)

PLOT: Troubled mechanic and single mother Leigh Tiller finds herself in a bind when she decides to cover up a dead body found in her auto garage. When she opts to deliver the corpse to his family, a rash of...
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