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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

Likes: Film, Books, Words, Writing, Rhyming, Football (49ers, Lions), Basketball, Wiffle ball, read more Womens Gymnastics, Movies, Music, Underground hip-hop, Reggae, 50s and 60s R&B, Cinema, Alcohol (vodka, rum, whiskey will do), Beer, John Madden football, Scrabble, Clue, Crossword Puzzles and Word Searches, Horror flicks, Saved by the Bell, Married With Children, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Entourage, Tales from the Crypt, Motion Pictures, Michelle Pfeiffer, Paul Newman, Jack Nicholson, Ellen Burstyn, Scorsese, the Brothers Coen, Mexican Food, Italian Food, Cats, The Color Green, The Beach.

The Test of Time: Misery (1990)

We all have certain movies we love. Movies we respect without question because of either tradition, childhood love, or because they’ve always been classics. However, as time keeps ticking, do those classics still hold up? Do they remain must-see? So…the...

Locke & Key (TV Review)

PLOT: Following the death of their father Rendell Key, three siblings and a single mother relocate to his ancestral Massachusetts castle. Once there, the kids discover hidden magical keys that grant mystical powers. However, an evil demon known as Dodge...

The Test of Time: In the Mouth of Madness (1994)

We all have certain movies we love. Movies we respect without question because of either tradition, childhood love, or because they’ve always been classics. However, as time keeps ticking, do those classics still hold up? Do they remain must-see? So…the...

Atomic Apocalypse aka Black Flowers (Movie Review)

PLOT: Following a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust, a family of three sets out to find refuge. When they enlist the help of a rogue soldier, they follow his lead to a secure bunker full of food and supplies. However, the soldier...
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Top 10 Horror Movie Fairytales!

Jake Say, how many of you have already punched your ticket to GRETEL & HANSEL, opening in most theaters today? Oz Perkins is a fine director, but who knows how much terror he'll conjure from a well-worn fable made into...

The Test of Time: The Others (2001)

We all have certain movies we love. Movies we respect without question because of either tradition, childhood love, or because they’ve always been classics. However, as time keeps ticking, do those classics still hold up? Do they remain must-see? So…the...

The F*cking Black Sheep: Pacific Heights (1990)

THE BLACK SHEEP is an ongoing column featuring different takes on films that either the writer HATED, but that the majority of film fans LOVED, or that the writer LOVED, but that most others LOATH. We’re hoping this column will...

The Sonata (Movie Review)

STREAM THE SONATA HERE PLOT: When talented young violinist Rose Fisher (Freya Tingley) learns that her estranged father Richard Marlowe (Rutger Hauer) has passed away, she’s left the keys to his sprawling 19th-century estate. As Rose investigates her father’s cryptic...
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