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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

Likes: Film, Books, Words, Writing, Rhyming, Football (49ers, Lions), Basketball, Wiffle ball, read more Womens Gymnastics, Movies, Music, Underground hip-hop, Reggae, 50s and 60s R&B, Cinema, Alcohol (vodka, rum, whiskey will do), Beer, John Madden football, Scrabble, Clue, Crossword Puzzles and Word Searches, Horror flicks, Saved by the Bell, Married With Children, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Entourage, Tales from the Crypt, Motion Pictures, Michelle Pfeiffer, Paul Newman, Jack Nicholson, Ellen Burstyn, Scorsese, the Brothers Coen, Mexican Food, Italian Food, Cats, The Color Green, The Beach.

I See You (Movie Review)

PLOT: When 10-year-old Justin Whitter (Riley Caya) goes missing in the woods one day, the investigation points to a copycat killer from 15 years ago. As the lead detective Greg Harper (Jon Tenney) digs deeper into the case, him and...

Knives And Skin (Movie Review)

PLOT: When Carolyn Harper (Raven Whitley) is beaten and left for dead in the woods, her closest friends and troubled parents grapple with the pain and anguish the best they can as the search to find her body continues. REVIEW:...

The Test of Time: Night of the Comet (1984)

We all have certain movies we love. Movies we respect without question because of either tradition, childhood love, or because they’ve always been classics. However, as time keeps ticking, do those classics still hold up? Do they remain must see?...

The F*cking Black Sheep: Rumpelstiltskin (1995)

THE BLACK SHEEP is an ongoing column featuring different takes on films that either the writer HATED, but that the majority of film fans LOVED, or that the writer LOVED, but that most others LOATH. We’re hoping this column will...

The Shed (Movie Review #2)

GET THE SHED HERE READ CODY'S TAKE HERE PLOT: When bullied emo-teen Stanley (Jay Jay Warren) discovers a slavering vampire dwelling in his tool-shed one day, his entire world is thrown into chaos. Can Stan keep the secret to himself...

Animal Among Us (Movie Review)

PLOT: 15 years after two young girls were found dead at Merrymaker Campgrounds, the staff plans a grand reopening. When a rash of murders ensues, all signs point to a copy-cat killer. Or do they? REVIEW: Making an excellent Bigfoot...

The Test of Time: Stepfather II: Make Room For Daddy (1989)

We all have certain movies we love. Movies we respect without question because of either tradition, childhood love, or because they’ve always been classics. However, as time keeps ticking, do those classics still hold up? Do they remain must see?...

The F*cking Black Sheep: Terminator Genysis

THE BLACK SHEEP is an ongoing column featuring different takes on films that either the writer HATED, but that the majority of film fans LOVED, or that the writer LOVED, but that most others LOATH. We’re hoping this column will...
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Top 10 Halloween Hangover Horror Movies to Watch!

Jake So how’s the old stomach feeling today, folks? Better yet, who in the Sam Hain scheduled Halloween to coincide with Thirsty Thursday?! Those bastards! Well, as we all keel over and coddle a post-Halloween hangover, be it from too...
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