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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

Likes: Film, Books, Words, Writing, Rhyming, Football (49ers, Lions), Basketball, Wiffle ball, read more Womens Gymnastics, Movies, Music, Underground hip-hop, Reggae, 50s and 60s R&B, Cinema, Alcohol (vodka, rum, whiskey will do), Beer, John Madden football, Scrabble, Clue, Crossword Puzzles and Word Searches, Horror flicks, Saved by the Bell, Married With Children, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Entourage, Tales from the Crypt, Motion Pictures, Michelle Pfeiffer, Paul Newman, Jack Nicholson, Ellen Burstyn, Scorsese, the Brothers Coen, Mexican Food, Italian Food, Cats, The Color Green, The Beach.

Prey (Movie Review)

PLOT: After his father is brutally murdered, Toby (Logan Miller) is sent to a remote island off Malaysia as part of a Lost and Found survival program. Little does he know that a demonic entity awaits his arrival! REVIEW: Franck...
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Top 10 Sylvester Stallone Action Roles!

Jake Even at 73 years young, Sly Stallone is still one badass motherf*cker! Don't believe us? Simply look no further than the chiseled action icon blowing lowly bastards away in RAMBO: LAST BLOOD, which bombards theaters this Friday. No doubt,...

The Test of Time: First Blood (1982)

We all have certain movies we love. Movies we respect without question because of either tradition, childhood love, or because they’ve always been classics. However, as time keeps ticking, do those classics still hold up? Do they remain must see?...

The F*cking Black Sheep: Dr. Giggles (1992)

THE BLACK SHEEP is an ongoing column featuring different takes on films that either the writer HATED, but that the majority of film fans LOVED, or that the writer LOVED, but that most others LOATH. We’re hoping this column will...
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Top 10 Best Terminator Rip-Offs!

Jake With T-minus less than two months until TERMINATOR: DARK FATE bombards the Cineplex, what better time to ask this: aside from T-2: JUDGMENT DAY, which of the TERMINATOR sequels and reboots do you dig the most? Crack your skull...

Night Hunter (Movie Review)

PLOT: When a mentally impaired serial abductor/rapist/murderer is caught by a grizzled police detective, his spree of crimes mysteriously continues. Is he receiving help from the outside world or somehow conducting the crimes behind bars himself? REVIEW: It’s never a...

The Test of Time: Body Double (1984)

We all have certain movies we love. Movies we respect without question because of either tradition, childhood love, or because they’ve always been classics. However, as time keeps ticking, do those classics still hold up? Do they remain must see?...

Shirtless in Hollywood by Matthias Hues (Book Review)

ORDER SHIRTLESS IN HOLLYWOOD HERE PLOT: German action star Matthias Hues (I COME IN PEACE, KICKBOXER 2: THE ROAD BACK) chronicles his turbulent and triumphant 32-year career as one of the baddest ass-kickers in Hollywood. REVIEW: Even If you don’t...

The F*cking Black Sheep: Leprechaun 3 (1995)

THE BLACK SHEEP is an ongoing column featuring different takes on films that either the writer HATED, but that the majority of film fans LOVED, or that the writer LOVED, but that most others LOATH. We’re hoping this column will...
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