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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

Likes: Film, Books, Words, Writing, Rhyming, Football (49ers, Lions), Basketball, Wiffle ball, read more Womens Gymnastics, Movies, Music, Underground hip-hop, Reggae, 50s and 60s R&B, Cinema, Alcohol (vodka, rum, whiskey will do), Beer, John Madden football, Scrabble, Clue, Crossword Puzzles and Word Searches, Horror flicks, Saved by the Bell, Married With Children, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Entourage, Tales from the Crypt, Motion Pictures, Michelle Pfeiffer, Paul Newman, Jack Nicholson, Ellen Burstyn, Scorsese, the Brothers Coen, Mexican Food, Italian Food, Cats, The Color Green, The Beach.

The F*cking Black Sheep: Venom (1981)

THE BLACK SHEEP is an ongoing column featuring different takes on films that either the writer HATED, but that the majority of film fans LOVED, or that the writer LOVED, but that most others LOATH. We’re hoping this column will...

The House With a Clock in Its Walls (Movie Review)

PLOT: When a young orphan named Lewis (Owen Vaccaro) is sent to live with his warlock uncle Jonathan Barnavelt (Jack Black), the boy learns how to conduct magic spells that could very well save the world from a doomsday scenario....

The Test of Time: The Phantom of the Opera (1943)

We all have certain movies we love. Movies we respect without question because of either tradition, childhood love, or because they’ve always been classics. However, as time keeps ticking, do those classics still hold up? Do they remain must see?...

Hunt for the Skinwalker (Movie Review)

PLOT: Skinwalker Ranch is purportedly one of the most scientifically studied hotbeds of UFO and paranormal activity in U.S. history. This documentary account attempts to prove why. REVIEW: Outside of Roswell, New Mexico and Area 51 in Nevada, renowned ufologists...

Top 10 Predator Kills 2.0!

Not that it’ll dissuade die-hard fans of the original from hitting theaters this weekend, but word is Shane Black’s THE PREDATOR is dividing audiences down the middle. Our very own Jimmy O., for instance, gave the movie a middling review...

Lizzie (Movie Review)

PLOT: In August of 1892, Lizzie Borden attempts to form a lasting bond with her housemaid Bridget Sullivan. As her sanity slips, Lizzie implicates Bridget in the murder of Lizzie’s father and stepmother. REVIEW: The infamous Lizzie Borden case has...

Review: Lizzie

PLOT: In August of 1892, Lizzie Borden attempts to form a lasting bond with her housemaid Bridget Sullivan. As her sanity slips, Lizzie implicates Bridget in the murder of Lizzie’s father and stepmother. REVIEW: The infamous Lizzie Borden case has...

Patient Zero (Movie Review)

PLOT: When a global pandemic leaves scores of humans infected with rabies, a partially infected man named Morgan (Matt Smith) who has the ability to communicate with the zombies could be the key to their salvation. REVIEW: A year after...

The F*cking Black Sheep: Pumpkinhead II: Blood Wings (1993)

THE BLACK SHEEP is an ongoing column featuring different takes on films that either the writer HATED, but that the majority of film fans LOVED, or that the writer LOVED, but that most others LOATH. We’re hoping this column will...

The Test of Time: Cube (1997)

We all have certain movies we love. Movies we respect without question because of either tradition, childhood love, or because they’ve always been classics. However, as time keeps ticking, do those classics still hold up? Do they remain must see?...
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