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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

Likes: Film, Books, Words, Writing, Rhyming, Football (49ers, Lions), Basketball, Wiffle ball, read more Womens Gymnastics, Movies, Music, Underground hip-hop, Reggae, 50s and 60s R&B, Cinema, Alcohol (vodka, rum, whiskey will do), Beer, John Madden football, Scrabble, Clue, Crossword Puzzles and Word Searches, Horror flicks, Saved by the Bell, Married With Children, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Entourage, Tales from the Crypt, Motion Pictures, Michelle Pfeiffer, Paul Newman, Jack Nicholson, Ellen Burstyn, Scorsese, the Brothers Coen, Mexican Food, Italian Food, Cats, The Color Green, The Beach.

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Top 10 Kids In Peril Movies!

Ah yeah friends, the time is finally nigh. IT is officially open for business. So, how many of you already have your tickets in tow? Never mind, if the box-office prognostication is at all accurate, everyone and their mother is...

The Test of Time: Eaten Alive (1977)

We all have certain movies we love. Movies we respect without question because of either tradition, childhood love, or because they’ve always been classics. However, as time keeps ticking, do those classics still hold up? Do they remain must see?...
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Temple (Movie Review)

PLOT: Upon finding a map in an old gift shop, three American tourists trek deep into the jungles of Japan to locate an ancient temple. Little do they know it’s been haunted for the past 40 years. REVIEW: Learning the...

The F*cking Black Sheep: Invaders From Mars (1986)

THE BLACK SHEEP is an ongoing column featuring different takes on films that either the writer HATED, but that the majority of film fans LOVED, or that the writer LOVED, but that most others LOATH. We’re hoping this column will...
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Top 10 Genre Flicks to see in Fall 2017!

Say it ain’t so yo…the summer is officially waning like yesterday’s solar eclipse. Almost finito. I’m so depressed! Jake And yet, it’s the movies that will help us all persist this Fall. Because, frankly, there are a whole lot of...

The Test of Time: Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)

We all have certain movies we love. Movies we respect without question because of either tradition, childhood love, or because they’ve always been classics. However, as time keeps ticking, do those classics still hold up? Do they remain must see?...

Dave Made A Maze (Movie Review)

PLOT: Dave (Nick Thune), a struggling artist with the inability to complete a project, builds a large fantastical fort in his living room in order to help confront his own shortcomings. REVIEW: After a decade spent as a bit player...
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Top 10 Potential Ideas For Horror Prequels!

The prequel. Some of the biggest titles in the history of horror have been given the origin story treatment, be it PSYCHO, THE EXORCIST, ALIEN, etc. Hell, just this week comes the second prequel in the CONJURING universe, ANNABELLE: CREATION,...

The Test of Time: The Hidden (1987)

We all have certain movies we love. Movies we respect without question because of either tradition, childhood love, or because they’ve always been classics. However, as time keeps ticking, do those classics still hold up? Do they remain must see?...
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