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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

Likes: Film, Books, Words, Writing, Rhyming, Football (49ers, Lions), Basketball, Wiffle ball, read more Womens Gymnastics, Movies, Music, Underground hip-hop, Reggae, 50s and 60s R&B, Cinema, Alcohol (vodka, rum, whiskey will do), Beer, John Madden football, Scrabble, Clue, Crossword Puzzles and Word Searches, Horror flicks, Saved by the Bell, Married With Children, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Entourage, Tales from the Crypt, Motion Pictures, Michelle Pfeiffer, Paul Newman, Jack Nicholson, Ellen Burstyn, Scorsese, the Brothers Coen, Mexican Food, Italian Food, Cats, The Color Green, The Beach.

The Girl With All The Gifts (Movie Review)

PLOT: After a fungal virus has rendered life on Earth a zombie-filled dystopia, an infected young girl is chaperoned by a scientist, a teacher and two soldiers through the wasteland in order to find a medical lab and synthesize a...

The F*ckin Black Sheep: Jennifer’s Body (2009)

THE BLACK SHEEP is an ongoing column featuring different takes on films that either the writer HATED, but that the majority of film fans LOVED, or that the writer LOVED, but that most others LOATH. We’re hoping this column will...
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Top 10 Horror Movie Hospitals!

Mark it down friends, early word swirling around Gore Verbinski’s A CURE FOR WELLNESS is that it’s one of the best genre joints to come out so far this year. Granted, it’s early February, but still. The flick takes place...

The Test of Time: A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors

We all have certain movies we love. Movies we respect without question because of either tradition, childhood love, or because they’ve always been classics. However, as time keeps ticking, do those classics still hold up? Do they remain must see?...

Bornless Ones (Movie Review)

PLOT: In order to help treat her brother’s cerebral palsy, a young woman and three friends retreat to a newly bought cabin in the woods. There, a horrifying history of the house slowly reveals itself to have lethal consequences. REVIEW:...

The F*ckin Black Sheep: The Ring (2002)

THE BLACK SHEEP is an ongoing column featuring different takes on films that either the writer HATED, but that the majority of film fans LOVED, or that the writer LOVED, but that most others LOATH. We’re hoping this column will...

Eloise (Movie Review)

PLOT: In order to cash in on his dead aunt’s inheritance money, Jacob Martin (Chace Crawford) enlists the help of three others to break into the abandoned Eloise mental asylum and find the woman’s official death certificate. REVIEW: Serving 25...
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Top 10 Horror Movie Schizophrenics!

So, how many of you went and checked out SPLIT last weekend? Judging by the whopping $40 million it culled at the U.S. box-office, it would appear a whole lot of you guys and gals got down with M. Night...

The Test of Time: The Hills Have Eyes (1977)

We all have certain movies we love. Movies we respect without question because of either tradition, childhood love, or because they’ve always been classics. However, as time keeps ticking, do those classics still hold up? Do they remain must see?...

Sadako Vs. Kayako (Movie Review)

PLOT: After years of dormancy, two infamous Japanese curses and their ghastly manifestations – Sadako of RINGU and Kayako of JU-ON – are accidentally awoken and, in order to save a young girl's life, forced to fight each other to...
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