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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

Likes: Film, Books, Words, Writing, Rhyming, Football (49ers, Lions), Basketball, Wiffle ball, read more Womens Gymnastics, Movies, Music, Underground hip-hop, Reggae, 50s and 60s R&B, Cinema, Alcohol (vodka, rum, whiskey will do), Beer, John Madden football, Scrabble, Clue, Crossword Puzzles and Word Searches, Horror flicks, Saved by the Bell, Married With Children, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Entourage, Tales from the Crypt, Motion Pictures, Michelle Pfeiffer, Paul Newman, Jack Nicholson, Ellen Burstyn, Scorsese, the Brothers Coen, Mexican Food, Italian Food, Cats, The Color Green, The Beach.

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Incarnate (Movie Review)

PLOT: A wheelchair-bound scientist with the ability to infiltrate the minds of the evilly possessed must confront a dark entity to save a little boy and mend his own scarred past. REVIEW: In case one wondered what the frontrunner for...

Dissecting Keanu Reeves!

KEANU REEVES! So Keanu Reeves is a pretty interesting actor. Never quite lauded for his actual acting ability, there's still something undeniably unique about the man's onscreen persona. Something about him has an ineffable draw. An intangible magnetism. And it...

TV Review: The Exorcist (Season 1, Episode 8)

EPISODE:  THE GRIEFBEARERS THE DISH: Regan decides to get involved in the demonic exorcism of her daughter, meanwhile Father Egan isn't met so kindly when trying to voice the nefarious happenings in his church. WARNING: MAJOR SPOILERS BELOW. IF YOU'VE...
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Top 10 Horror Movie Birds

Jake What is up friends and fellow Arrow in the Headers…we're less than a week away from Turkey Day. You believe that sh*t? What are your plans for the holiday? Booze, food, football, movies, more food…rinse and repeat? Damn fine...
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Nocturnal Animals (Movie Review)

PLOT: Years after divorcing her first husband Edward (Jake Gyllenhaal), Susan Morrow (Amy Adams) receives a manuscript from him that shakes her to the core and forces her to reevaluate the choices made in her life. REVIEW: Seven years is...

TV Review: The Exorcist (Season 1, Episode 7)

EPISODE: FAHTER AND LIES THE DISH: Keane once again enlists the help of Ortega, but not without a price. Meanwhile Casey's health is rapidly running out of time. WARNING: MAJOR SPOILERS BELOW. IF YOU'VE NOT SEEN THIS EPISODE, STOP READING...

The Love Witch (Movie Review)

PLOT: A Love Witch arrives in a quaint California town and begins charming the pants of a series of unwitting men. REVIEW: The term auteur gets bandied about pretty loosely these days, but if we’re to believe it means wholly...

TV Review: American Horror Story: Roanoke (Season 6, Episode 9)

EPISODE: CHAPTER 9 THE SCOOP: Three young new characters going snooping around the Roanoke house in order to attract internet buzz. They aren't met so kindly. WARNING: MAJOR SPOILERS BELOW. IF YOU'VE NOT SEEN THIS EPISODE, STOP READING HERE! THE...

Dissecting Naomi Watts!

NAOMI WATTS! Who doesn't love the hell out of Naomi Watts? Honestly. The gorgeous and talented English-Aussie import, whose surname perfectly reflects her luminosity and ever-radiant onscreen energy, has certainly loved the horror genre since busting onto the scene in...
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