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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

Likes: Film, Books, Words, Writing, Rhyming, Football (49ers, Lions), Basketball, Wiffle ball, read more Womens Gymnastics, Movies, Music, Underground hip-hop, Reggae, 50s and 60s R&B, Cinema, Alcohol (vodka, rum, whiskey will do), Beer, John Madden football, Scrabble, Clue, Crossword Puzzles and Word Searches, Horror flicks, Saved by the Bell, Married With Children, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Entourage, Tales from the Crypt, Motion Pictures, Michelle Pfeiffer, Paul Newman, Jack Nicholson, Ellen Burstyn, Scorsese, the Brothers Coen, Mexican Food, Italian Food, Cats, The Color Green, The Beach.

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Orphan DVD/Blu-ray!

Even with a runtime of over 2 hours (an oft-horror faux pas), Warner Brothers’ recent demonic-child tale ORPHAN still stands as one of the surprise critical and commercial hits of the year. Not only does the film boast a pretty...
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Resident Reboot?!?

Perhaps leading the only other mega-horror franchise as successful (of late) as the SAW films, the brass behind the RESIDENT EVIL empire, despite awaiting a 4th entry next summer (RESIDENT EVIL: AFTERLIFE), is already ironing out plans to bring a...
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Fantastic Lineup 09!

With Halloween fast approaching, it’s just about time for everyone’s favorite unofficial horror film festival. That’s right, it’s back – and the 2009 Fantastic Fest in Austin, Texas promises to boast a roster of hyper-charged, kick-ass blood sodden fun! The...
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El Superbeasto on VOD!

With Rob Zombie’s latest horrific foray met with tepid reviews and meager ticket receipts (HALLOWEEN 2), the rocker-turned-director can rest a bit easier now that his much shelved animation project THE HAUNTED WORLD OF EL SUPERBEASTO will reap ancillary VOD...
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Sorority premiere pics!

So yeah, it’s Friday night, the late shift – you can be damn Skippy I’m fixing to get my ogle on. And lucky me, I just so happened to stumble upon a grip of L.A. premiere photos for next weeks...
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I Spit On Your remake!

With damn near every decent horror title either remade or slated for remake, I guess it should come as no shock that Meir Zarchi’s 1978 cult-classic I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE is getting the once over routine. According to the...
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Path of Torment pics!

Gary C. Warren, the 30-something St. Louis native has spent the better part of this decade as a cinematic jack of all trades. He’s produced, written, directed, acted, edited, even helmed a barrage of miscellaneous production duties. And now the...
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Sorority Sister’s favs!

With a mere week from teasing (post-)adolescent boys in theaters (the 11th), the folks behind the hottie-filled horror remake SORORITY ROW (Summit Entertainment) is wisely offering a bit of market tantalization. Courtesy of Yahoo (check it here), we can all...