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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

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Tale Of Tales (Movie Review)

PLOT: Inspired by the 16th century Italian fairytales Giambattista Basile, three interlaced tales of nearby European kingdoms offer up giant beasts, doppelgangers, ogres, witches, warlocks, virgins…all tethered to a disturbingly irrevocable fate. REVIEW: Holy hell! BAFTA nominated Italian filmmaker Matteo...

Paradox (Movie Review)

PLOT: A group of independent scientists successfully create a time machine and send one of their own a single hour into the future. When the man arrives, he finds the entire crew dead as Dillinger. What gives? REVIEW: Following a...

Dissecting Director Takashi Shimizu!

DIRECTOR TAKASHI SHIMIZU! No matter who you ask, it's clear Takashi Shimizu is one of the preeminent purveyors of Japanese horror cinema. The dude fomented a tidal wave of international acclaim when his 2002 movie JU-ON: THE GRUDGE proved so...
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Top 10 Horror Flicks That Should Be Turned Into TV Shows!

So what’s your favorite horror TV show currently on air? Well, whatever the answer, there’s a high likelihood that your favorite series is a small-screen adaptation of a well known horror movie? Am I right? Wrong? Either way, it doesn’t...
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Hardcore Henry (Movie Review)

PLOT: When a man on his death bed is suddenly brought back as a mechanized android – a bionic killing machine – the mad Russian scientist who created him coordinates a nationwide manhunt for the man known as Hardcore Henry....

Dissecting April Fool’s Day!

APRIL FOOL'S DAY! Well well our good friends, outside of Halloween, the biggest day of slick trickery elaborate tomfoolery is only a few days away. Yup, it's April Fool's Day! Love it, loathe it, the time is nigh. As such,...
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Top 10 Creepy Movie Voyeurs!

Don’t look now, but with the limited release of indie horror joint THEY’RE WATCHING this week, we began ruminating about all things cinematically voyeuristic. Not simple stalkers per se, but grossly perverted creeps and weirdos who tend to watch, look,...

Baskin (Movie Review)

PLOT: When a squadron of Turkish police officers unwittingly stumble upon an abandoned building in the middle of nowhere, they witness a ceremonial black mass that opens a portal to hell. REVIEW: It's not terribly often you see a competently...

They’re Watching (Movie Review)

PLOT: When a small American TV crew travels to Moldova to scout a new house hunting location, a sinister vibe from the locals grows into something far more accursed. Guess what…THEY'RE WATCHING! REVIEW: Okay, so what do you get when...

Dissecting J.J. Abrams!

J.J. ABRAMS! Quick query. Is J.J. Abrams the new Spielberg? Think about it. Or is it now more apt to equate the visionary Hollywood power-player with that of George Lucas? Perhaps J.J. can be considered a 21st century hybrid of...
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