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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

Likes: Film, Books, Words, Writing, Rhyming, Football (49ers, Lions), Basketball, Wiffle ball, read more Womens Gymnastics, Movies, Music, Underground hip-hop, Reggae, 50s and 60s R&B, Cinema, Alcohol (vodka, rum, whiskey will do), Beer, John Madden football, Scrabble, Clue, Crossword Puzzles and Word Searches, Horror flicks, Saved by the Bell, Married With Children, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Entourage, Tales from the Crypt, Motion Pictures, Michelle Pfeiffer, Paul Newman, Jack Nicholson, Ellen Burstyn, Scorsese, the Brothers Coen, Mexican Food, Italian Food, Cats, The Color Green, The Beach.

Southbound (Movie Review)

PLOT: On a fallow desert highway in the middle of nowhere, five intersecting fates are steered in the SOUTHBOUND direction of hell! REVIEW: Following last year's holiday-themed horror anthologies TALES OF HALLOWEEN and A CHRISTMAS HORROR STORY, it's safe to...

Dissecting Director Bernard Rose!

"The glorious thing about horror is that this is the only genre where you can kill the entire cast." – Bernard Rose With a learned quote like that, it's hard not to side with writer/director Bernard Rose. Of course, his...
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Top 10 Paranormal Investigators!

Don’t front friends, the long-awaited return of The X-Files this week is an absolute must-see event! Is it not? But of course it is. And why is that? The searing chemistry between Mulder and Scully, for one, but also for...
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The 5th Wave (Movie Review)

PLOT: When young Cassie (Chloe Grace Moretz) is ripped apart from her family amid an alien incursion, she's tasked with trekking the Ohioan wilderness in order to retrieve her little brother Sam (Zachary Arthur) from a nearby military base. REVIEW:...
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Synchronicity (Movie Review)

PLOT: Upon inventing a time travel machine, an amateur physicist named John Beale is suddenly trapped in a causal time loop that pits him against a sexy femme fatale and an evil corporation intent on buying him out. REVIEW: After...

Dissecting M. Night Shyamalan!

M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN! So friends, what do we make of one M. Night Shyamalan? Has there ever been a more polarizing mainstream filmmaker this side of Ed Wood or Uwe Boll? Seriously? Or at least, among so called "A-list" filmmakers?...

Intruders (Movie Review)

PLOT: Upon the death of her father and brother, a young agoraphobic woman left alone at home with a large stash of cash becomes the target of a trio of interlopers. However, the young gal has a sadistic plot of...

Is Tarantino really reconsidering directing a horror movie?

Given the amount of violence in his flicks, can you imagine an out-and-out Tarantino horror joint? Well, the iconoclastic filmmaker has. And no, we're not just talking about DEATH PROOF, which I suppose can be construed as the closest thing...
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