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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

Likes: Film, Books, Words, Writing, Rhyming, Football (49ers, Lions), Basketball, Wiffle ball, read more Womens Gymnastics, Movies, Music, Underground hip-hop, Reggae, 50s and 60s R&B, Cinema, Alcohol (vodka, rum, whiskey will do), Beer, John Madden football, Scrabble, Clue, Crossword Puzzles and Word Searches, Horror flicks, Saved by the Bell, Married With Children, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Entourage, Tales from the Crypt, Motion Pictures, Michelle Pfeiffer, Paul Newman, Jack Nicholson, Ellen Burstyn, Scorsese, the Brothers Coen, Mexican Food, Italian Food, Cats, The Color Green, The Beach.

TV Review: Scream Queens (Season 1, Episode 10)

EPISODE: THANKSGIVING THE APPETIZER: As Chanel is paid an visit to by an unwelcome guest at the Radwell estate, the Kappa House Thanksgiving turns into an accusatory row. WARNING: MAJOR SPOILERS BELOW. IF YOU HAVE NOT READ THIS EPISODE, STOP...

Dissecting Milla Jovovich!

MILLA JOVOVICH! Damn I love me some Milla time! Who doesn't, right?! Seriously, ever since spotting this chick as a chilled out, laid back, mute-hippy-hash-head-artist in DAZED AND CONFUSED when I was like 11, I haven't been able to get...

#Horror (Movie Review)

PLOT: A passel of preening, preteen mean girls are subjected to a night of abject terror when a cruel social media game goes lethally awry. REVIEW: Cyberbullying is no laughing matter. Hell, being a kid is hard enough. But with...

TV Review: American Horror Story Hotel (Season 5, Episode 7)

EPISODE: FLICKER THE SCOOP: With John Lowe admitted to then attempting escape from a mental hospital, an odd connection between the Countess and James March is fatally revived. THE SKINNY: And off we go! A week after spending a little...

TV Review: Scream Queens (Season 1, Episode 9)

EPISODE: GHOST STORIES THE APPETIZER: Now that Boone has been positively identified as one of the Red Devils, the gals share Ghost Stories in order to keep their fears under control. WARNING: MAJOR SPOILERS BELOW. IF YOU'VE NOT SEEN THIS...
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Top 10 Most Fun/Entertaining Friday the 13th Characters!

Happy Friday the 13th everyone! Not sure how you feel, but around here, this fateful date stands only behind Halloween as our favorite celebratory horror holiday. All hail the murderous man-child of the hour…Mr. Jason Voorhees! Now, in the past...

Funhouse Massacre (Movie Review)

PLOT: On one fatefully frightful Halloween night, a group of friends head out to the Land of Illusion haunted attraction, only to be welcomed by a sadistic sextet of the world’s most dangerous serial slashers. REVIEW: With a good decade...

TV Review: Scream Queens (Season 1, Episode 8)

EPISODE: MOMMIE DEAREST THE APPETIZER: After Dean Munsch survives a harrowing Red Devil assault, new light on Grace's mysterious mother is shed in a way that threatens her relationship with her dad. Oh, and a badly bearded Boone makes a...

Dissecting Gunnar Hansen (RIP!)

GUNNAR HANSEN (1947-2015) Man, what a bummer about Gunnar Hansen. Forever cemented in the annals of horror cinema or not – and he most certainly is – 68 years is too damn early to depart this mere mortal coil. If...
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